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TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALLENGE #114 - THE MUSICAL

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“Hello, one and all!”

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"Adaine will outlive her friends" "Fig as an Archdevils will outlive her friends" wrong, all their friends die and they demand to go to hell. They spend their afterlives in the Bottomless Pit surrounded by moshpits. Adaine swings by once a week for movie nights. She livestreams their funerals and they rank their eulogies.

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👀bad kids

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yeah i’m 7 years late to the party WHATEVER

based on this LOL

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My life is a constant cycle between "I need to rest before I burn out" and "I'm wasting my potential, I should work harder"

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in case any of you forgot, the joker once said “his name was jason, right?” to dick and then dick killed the joker

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☀️🍎

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agnostic is lowkey the funniest belief system it's just like yeah idk it's none of my business

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Reasons why computer problems seem to mysteriously vanish as soon as a technician shows up:

You were spacing out and skipping a step somewhere without realising it, and you can’t reproduce it when you try to demonstrate it because now you’re paying attention to what you’re doing

It’s an intermittent electrical connection fault that’s being aggravated by movement/vibrations in your desk; you need to check your cables

The act of explaining the problem to someone caused you to figure out what you were doing wrong

The real cause of the problem was somewhere upstream of your terminal device – for example, at the network service provider – and it got fixed at the source while you were waiting

Your computer is in a location with poor airflow and is overheating; waiting for the technician to arrive gave it a chance to cool off

Despite all appearances to the contrary, modern computers actually have very good fault recovery, and most minor problems will sort themselves out on their own if you give it a minute

Magic

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baby i could treat you so good you just have to get past my strange and off-putting demeanor and my kubrick stare and my inability to behave like a human and the 40 layers of icy fortress walls i have up and answer my riddles three

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yeehaw

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things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

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cosmo, wanda, i want you to spawn a piece of radioactive plutonium in that person's stomach

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i hope that someday there will be no more advertisements ever again

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The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

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redraw of THE Sanji ever