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guy who has ibuprofen: I have ibuprofen if you need it btw
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wtf 3am doom spiral happens at 3am hence the name 3am doom spiral, it’s way too early for this :(
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soluble fiber, now is not the fucking time please im trying to work
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it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living
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Like a half hour after taking pain relief meds: oh actually it doesnt hurt anymore i probably didnt even need to take those
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time heals exactly one wound. and you don't get to choose it
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When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written

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I think my dark undereye circles are adding to the aesthetic actually.
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How blessed am I to be a new ride or die for another friend, shout out to emotionally aware men!!!!!! gotta love those guys!!!
My friend has a new ride or die and it’s ME, to be dramatic I love him with all my heart, I called upset earlier and even though his phone was in dnd later, he called almost immediately back when I butt dialed him
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