I got blood inside my phone charging port and now it only works 50% of the time
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every time my family calls me a communist for not being a spineless centrist like they all are i provide the very helpful information that i’ve never actually read marx and i’m just saying shit by the whims of my soul
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A gif for Mermay!
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life imitates art
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silliest girl award
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Ever since Danny figured out how to master making portals he started using the Ghost Zone as Hammerspace. Every once in a while an object disappears from his hammerspace but he's still working on figuring out the kinks of it all.
Bruce Wayne, midway through a drive to a gala, has a glowing green portal open to the side of him and a device like something he's never seen before falls out of it. He asks Alfred to stop the car. Bruce calls up to the Watchtower for someone to bring the unknown weapon(?) from an unknown dimension up to containment. He’ll deal with it when he returns from the Gala.
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Can you watch this freaking thing for me
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Going over to the fentons house for dinner like
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Pablo Wendel, made up like an ancient warrior, jumped into a pit showcasing the 2,200-year-old pottery soldiers and stood motionless.
The 26-year-old was eventually spotted and removed from the scene.
Mr Wendel is reported to have entered the museum where he changed into his outfit, jumped over a barrier and took up a position on a pedestal he had taken along.
“I got to the area where he was supposed to be, looked around and didn’t see him - he looked too much like a terracotta warrior,” said a security guard.
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“The last of the time lords” “the most dangerous prime minister” repeat those phrases one more time and the Master is going to climb out of the damn tooth
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“never too late to be who you might have been” by sara yukiko mon | still from i saw the tv glow, “there is still time”
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I just rediscovered how glorious this image is so excuse me while I laugh uncontrollably every time I look at it again.
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The discussion around Ariel TheLittleMermaid baffles me bc if my dad literally destroyed a bunch of stuff I collected in front of me in a terrifyingly violent display of anger and I had a witch offer me an out if I could score the boy I thought was hot, my name would be on that dotted line before you can say "poor unfortunate soul". What do you mean she's stupid, her dad ravaged her Special Interest Cave like a toddler throwing a temper tantrum, I would also run the fuck away
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