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A batch of early Tolkien Valentines to suit a variety of moods
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me as a father: alright kids that was a fun movie but let's talk about why it was problematic. casey, you go first.
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ok but the most random fuck you from the harry potter movies was professor flitwick’s completely unexplained radical makeover overnight
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Wisdom teeth are so weird cause my body is like, “hey I know you are done growing but would you like some…MORE TEETH???? And I’m like, “hell no, theres no room,” but then my body is still like *slamming fists on table* “more teeth! MORE TEETH! MORE TEETH! MORE TEETH! M O R E T E E T H”
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me as a defence attorney: [mouthing ‘girl this is bullshit’ to the judge as the prosecutor talks]
judge: [shaking her head and mouthing ‘I know baby’]
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Fact: A lot of people are confused about what bisexuality is or what it means to be bi. To clarify: “bi” is short for the word “bike” which in itself is actually short for “bichael”. We hope this clears things up.
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me: accomplishes something actually productive
the fbi agent watching me:
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