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A batch of early Tolkien Valentines to suit a variety of moods

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Had to be there I guess

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i love my gf

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my heart says yes but my mom says no

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me as a father: alright kids that was a fun movie but let's talk about why it was problematic. casey, you go first.

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what the fuck?

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Call an ambulance!

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ok but the most random fuck you from the harry potter movies was professor flitwick’s completely unexplained radical makeover overnight

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*smash bros’ announcer voice* BABBY

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Me and my Gay Ships

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Wisdom teeth are so weird cause my body is like, “hey I know you are done growing but would you like some…MORE TEETH???? And I’m like, “hell no, theres no room,” but then my body is still like *slamming fists on table* “more teeth! MORE TEETH! MORE TEETH! MORE TEETH! M O R E T E E T H”

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me as a defence attorney: [mouthing ‘girl this is bullshit’ to the judge as the prosecutor talks]

judge: [shaking her head and mouthing ‘I know baby’]

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Fact: A lot of people are confused about what bisexuality is or what it means to be bi. To clarify: “bi” is short for the word “bike” which in itself is actually short for “bichael”. We hope this clears things up.

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me: accomplishes something actually productive

the fbi agent watching me: