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Morgan: Bye Garcia! Bye Rossi! Bye Hotch! Bye JJ! Bye Garcia!

Reid: You said ‘bye Garcia’ twice.

Morgan: I like Garcia.

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Hotch: That’s why we needed to get an expert.

Reid: Oh, really? Who did you get?

Hotch: *stares*

Reid: Oh! Right, that’s me…Yes.

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Emily: Rules are made to be broken.

Hotch: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Penelope: Uh, piñatas.

Derek: Glow sticks.

Spencer: Karate boards.

Dave: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

Emily: Rules.

Hotch:

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Garcia: Everyone thinks I'm this sweet, harmless person but I'm not!

Morgan: Garcia, you cried for an hour after stepping on a bug yesterday.

Garcia: It had feelings! It was probably going home to dinner and I killed it!

Prentiss: ...It was a bug.

Garcia: It was a BEETLE, and its wife is definitely worried sick, wondering where it is, and I really don't get why you all think I'm so sentimental because I'm not!

Morgan: ...

Prentiss: ...

Garcia: Stop looking at me like that!

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hotch only knew 5 minutes of peace in his entire life and it was when morgan and reid were stuck in that elevator (x)

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Just let him make the best pasta you'll ever have.

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Morgan: Hey! Wanna hear a joke?

Reid: Sure.

Morgan: Your life!

Reid: Actually, my life isn’t a joke, jokes have meaning.

Morgan: Reid, no.

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All I do is stare as his pretty lips

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Reid: How do you do that?

Morgan: I'm fearless.

Prentiss: I saw you run from bees yesterday. You flailed around and tripped over a chair. It was both hysterical and sad.

Morgan: I'm mostly fearless.

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Penelope: When I first met you, I did not like you.

Luke: I’m aware of that.

Penelope: But then you and I had some time together...

Luke: Uh-huh?

Penelope: It did not get better.

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Reid: I explained the psychology.

Morgan: You called him “a textbook narcissist with villain eyebrows.”

Reid: And was I wrong?

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i need that nerd bad !!!!

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*Playing twister*

Will: Right hand red.

Emily: *Ends up on top of JJ*

JJ: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

Will: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.

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Dave: Mothers and fuckers of the jury...

Hotch: Do you have any idea how much you've damaged my psyche? I was a law student. I went to law school. I will never be able to shake this phrase from my brain. What have you done?!

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Hotch: Where’s Reid?

Morgan: He’s in the conference room arguing with Siri.

Hotch: Again?

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JJ: How are you so calm?

Reid: I disassociated halfway through the briefing.

Prentiss: We know. You tried to drink your pen.