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A whimsical tea party in a fairy tale! These handcrafted ceramic tea sets look like they belong in an enchanted cottage, complete with dreamy pastel hues, intricate floral details, and a touch of magic. ✨ Which one is your favorite?
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Nicole: What kinds of sounds annoy you? JC: Are we talking real sounds or imaginary ones? Nicole, now interested: Lets say imaginary. JC: Spiders wearing flip flops.
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guess who finally sat down and actually watched cafae latte . anyway slow morning at work so i drew the him
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Some Cafae Latte fanart!
If you haven’t seen the series by C. M. Alongi on TikTok or YouTube, you should def go check it out. It’s so good and she’s writing a book!!
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Few lyrics have ever called me out quite as effortlessly and brutally as the lyric "no one's gonna call you, quit checking your volume" from the song Crush Culture by Conan Gray
#gags me to this day#like the specificity and accuracy is uncalled for#the memory of it comes back periodically to haunt me#astertings#lyrics#conan gray
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I think from now on when people don't get how my thought process/attention can be so all over the place I'm going to start explaining it as "my internal monologue is just Lee Jordan commentating on my life like it's quidditch"
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If you ever happen to see me walking and for whatever reason you happen to look long enough to be making observations and those observations happen to be that I'm staring at the ground just ahead of me, moving at an inconsistent pace, seeming to jolt at random moments due to suddenly switching from long adult strides to "toddler learning the stairs meets choir kid" step-together-step-together, then shhhhhhhhhhh....no you didn'ttttttt
Cause you see there's a feral neurodivergence goblin running wild in my brain who's a big fan of "oooo shiny!", and if something catches its eye it locks in, and if it becomes aware of my feet + any cracks, colors, textures, or different materials I'm walking on that will be the only thing it can focus on until said feet stop moving. So you see in order to appease the beast each foot needs to step on each area of Different™ and in an equal amount or in a consistent, balanced, alternating pattern that ensures an equal number of steps on Different™. Because if one foot steps on something that the other doesn't that foot feels 𝙬𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙜 and the goblin will continue to state that it is 𝙬𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙜, that it is 𝙪𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣, that it is 𝙙𝙞𝙛𝙛𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙩 on a non stop loop until it is rightfully evened out by completing the missing step or an acceptable substitute balancing step is agreed upon, and trust me, you don't want to be part of those negotiations.
Signed,
A person who has been sat down for half an hour yet can still feel one yellowish carpet foot and one purplish carpet foot distinctly
#one foot can't go concrete brick concrete while the other goes concrete concrete -are you nuts?!#unless the walkway has a repeating pattern of strips and you immediately follow up with concrete concrete and concrete brick concrete (obvi)#and don't even get me started on the little bumpy panels on each side of a crosswalk#but you also need to factor in which foot you step with first because it will make or break a successful walk pattern#not to mention all that goes into having to on the spot adapt your approach to correct or accommodate new factors#........ this is probably the type of thing i should have brought up when i was being considered for ocd#i didn't get diagnosed ocd btw; my therapist said i had obsessive tendencies but not really the compulsive criteria#she still might be write but then i do things like this and i wonder if maybe i just didn't share enough examples#what do you mean no one else is thinking like this#you don't come to this completely rational conclusion that this is the Correct™ way and therefore only choice?#you're telling me you grab a cold door knob with one hand and just carry on?? you don't grab it with the other for equal cold???#you just roll with the feeling of utter imbalance with no guaranteeing it evens out yet I'm the strange one??#living on a college campus has made me so much more aware of how much i do this#like why did you have to make the floor out of so so many different floors? why must you mix the floors so much?#this is bare minimum finally voicing this monologue I've had with myself countless times to the possibility of an audience#but like statistically someone out there probably has gotta relate- right?#astertings#neurodivergent#neurodiversity#monkey brain
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I shouldn't find country bo burnham attractive I shouldn't find country bo burnham attractive I shouldn't find country bo burnham attractive I shouldn't find-
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New era felt like it needed a little ornithology poster with all the bird mentions
“I cut my heart off of my sleeve so I can patch it on my jacket, next to my robin and some matchsticks” - All you get is Confetti
“I drank coffee with the raven who said empathy is painful, but if you want to eat the fruit, you’ve gotta feel the rainfall” - Tai Chi with My Dad
“I’ll weave a basket of my memories, place in that injured crow” - Injured Crow
“Under my t-shirt resides a magpie, they’re teaching me how to stay shining” - Apathy is Boring
(four birds, you know what that means: you get to fight about which bear is which bird)
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The existence of other tasks does not take away from the accomplishment of one
Take a moment to be proud if yourself for doing a thing, big or small
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When I first watched Hazbin Hotel when Nifty said "I named all the stains on the carpet, that one's Fred" I heard it as "I made all the stains on the carpet, that one spread" and I thought like her version of committing to the chaos was 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 the mess which I feel like also fits
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The Vees dressed up to match each other's eras ✨
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Charlie tries to imitate her daddy, but she lacks experience
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People having fun with Alastor's shadow, Part 2 (Rather Alastor's shadow is scolding Niffty)
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'play your new single on a banjo!', they said. 'it'll sound great!', they said
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I feel like we often bring up the idea of "separate the art from the artist" when we find out an artist has done something bad as part of justifying to ourselves and others that we can still love the art we love.
But I think artists need to realize that "separate the art from the artist" also means that making something good won't save you.
When you create something and share it with the world it is no longer truely yours.
The appreciation you are shown for creating something people love is not the same as them loving you and if you do something that loses the respect of those people don't think you're art will save you.
The art will be separated from the artist; you will be held accountable and your art will be the thing loved.
#astertings#this isn't targeted#i was randomly thinking and it turned philosophical#also art can be anything and artist can be anyone#just whoever fits in the category of the saying#why do tags make me overthink everything lol#ignore the tags and just look at the pretty thing i wrote
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