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How about some general dating headcanons with Mirage?

Ah, the elusive Mirage! Yes, I believe we have some in our files!

For starters, the lovely Mirage is *not* a cheap date.

She is not typically a "movie and a cuddle" kind of girl. That may occur a fair way into courting her, but that will take a great many months. No, she is more of a candle-lit dinner or late-night yachting kind of girl. She wants to go on DATES, not hang-outs.

If she invites YOU on a date, she will insist on paying the tab, no ifs, ands, or buts. But if you ask HER out, you had best be ready to hand that card over. In her mind, its only common courtesy.

Loves a moonlit walk on the beach. Heck, she loves the beach, period! Granted, if it's too hot or sunny she'll spend the whole time reading under an umbrella, but she's down to hit the beach anytime!

She is not a very clingy significant other. She doesn't really "hug" but more hold you close and pet your head. She doesn't squeeze, she doesn't wrap around you like a koala, she simply holds. Right next to her heart.

An excellent kisser, however. She's the kind of girl who will kiss you and you'll never be the same again. And she smells AMAZING. She wears the brands of perfume nobody could ever pronounce. She smells like beautiful women eating grapes with their titties out, just saying.

She most assuredly shows her affection with gifts and words of affirmation. Again, she is not a touchy-feely girl most of the time. SOMETIMES! Just not always!

If you want her to love you, you have to find a way to make her laugh. Yes, we all know she's attracted to power, but she also wants to smile, to laugh once in a while!! Think Jessica Rabbit and Roger. She needs a Roger, deep down.

She will absolutely spoil you, but she deserves some giving in return. She WILL shower you in diamonds, but you better shower her a little, too. Be it kisses, diamonds, champagne, whatever- just don't give her any reason to feel like she's drawn the shirt end of the stick, and you're golden!

All in all, though she may appear very shallow or material, and she may be, but Mirage is also nothing if not loyal! Those pretty green eyes will never wander, not ever! If she chose you, that's just how it will be. She may have been the cause of many breakups but none of them were hers.

And finally, please, for the love of all things good and pickled, do NOT under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, tell a superhero he's allowed to crush her. After the last guy to do that, she will have you wishing you had been sucked into a jet turbine raher than face her wrath.

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What would be Simon J Palladino's (gazerbeam) favorite dessert, I understand he loves sweet flavors.

An excellent question, reader! Lucky for you, Municiberg Post put our best reporters undercover in sweet shops all over town to find the answer!

Good ol' Gazerbeam is a walking sweet tooth with laser vision, let me tell ya. It would be far harder to find a dessert he DIDN'T like! Now, that said, after hours, no, weeks of surveillance, we've got a pretty good idea of hos tastes!

Living the hectic, complicated life he leads, it's not difficult to imagine that Simon prefers simpler treats! He isn't a fan of over-the-top flavor combos and he cares little for intricacy when it comes to his desserts.

He's a lover of chocolate, for certain. Chocolate mousse, german chocolate cake, chocolates in general; he loves it all! Dark, milk, white, he isn't picky.

He is not a huge candy person outside of chocolate, however. He doesn't enjoy licorice or taffy, or really anything that gets wedged in his teeth. He definitely prefers a softer baked good.

And while he does enjoy ice cream and the occasional shake, he has to be careful of brainfreeze!! It tends to attack his eyes more than his actual head, which can be dangerous for someone with his... Specific quirks. He ended up having a little mishap in an ice cream parlor after one of his missions... He was lucky the manager was such a big fan ..

We do believe, however, after a little digging around Metroville, we do believe that his absolute FAVORITE dessert is apple pie alamode from a specific diner on 34th street where he and some of the other supers like to hang! It HAS to be hot, though, so the icecream will melt a bit!

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ALTERNATIVELY-!!!

Questions like "What are characters A, B, C, ect's favorite _____?" are also perfect! You wanna know their favorite ice cream flavors?? Bring it on! Their favorite beach activity? Absolutely! Ask anything, ask anything at all, and we'll give the scoop!

Hello, a question

How will your blog work, my friend? Will it involve asking you questions? Or giving you content ideas? 🤔

Hello!! Thank you for your question, I've been trying to figure that out, myself!

More or less, any prompts or questions sent in will be answered with headcanons! I can also do several characters at once if requested so long as the characters are *NOT* children!

So like if someone sent something like... "How would A, B, and C react to ____?" Or, "How would A, B, C, and D act in _____ setting." We would give the full scoop.😉

Thank you again for the question!! I hope this makes sense!! Have a lovely day!

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Hello, a question

How will your blog work, my friend? Will it involve asking you questions? Or giving you content ideas? 🤔

Hello!! Thank you for your question, I've been trying to figure that out, myself!

More or less, any prompts or questions sent in will be answered with headcanons! I can also do several characters at once if requested so long as the characters are *NOT* children!

So like if someone sent something like... "How would A, B, and C react to ____?" Or, "How would A, B, C, and D act in _____ setting." We would give the full scoop.😉

Thank you again for the question!! I hope this makes sense!! Have a lovely day!

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