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Not sure if anyone still checks out this blog, but after 4 years I return to my BBS roots with a new fic. :)

Enjoy!! 🖤

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(airhorns and confetti)

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I feel oddly vindicated that I ended up being right with Marcel being the leader of the group in various stuff (their most recent Minecraft space exploration and GTA) and Evan is indeed the lil mischievous bastard that causes havoc and chaos for everyone else

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important update! <3

been about 5 months!! hi y’all. currently a senior in college. constantly sleepy. 

first and foremost, I’ve cherished running this blog for the past few years so goddamn bad. I started it 3 years ago in January and time flies; you guys have seen me get apply and get accepted into college, and now I’m looking at graduate school. :^)

been insanely busy, obviously, especially since I’m moderating 4 zines and actively contributing to at least 14 zines (I’ve finished about 17 zine pieces lmfao oops) and uni keeps me busy every single day. it’s literally 3:30 am as I write this. got an exam in the morning. 

regardless, this blog is indefinitely on hiatus. I still watch the BBS every once in a while and I still laugh at both Tyler and Evan’s antics, but we all move on eventually. I might come back one day and write more fics for the BBS, but chances are currently low. who knows? shit happens. 

my sincere thanks for making this experience a great one. I’ve loved every single piece of art and writing you guys have given this blog over the years, and it still means more to me than you know. thanks for being here with me!! here’s to a better year together. 

all my love, 

starry. <3

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Tyler: So uh, how did this happen?

Evan, stuck in a trash can: How does anything happen? Move past it.

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Oh my god. You can finally read jared

FINALLY! I finally made it y’all, holy shit

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It's your birthday?

It is! I’m 20 today! :)

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Happy Birthday!

Thank you!! :D ✨✨

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Happy birthday!

Thank you!! I really appreciate it! :D ✨

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Brian: I'm immune to mean and hurtful words because Brock says nice things to me every day and his love protects me.

Evan: I'm immune to mean and hurtful words because Tyler says mean things to me every day, so I'm prepared.

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Brock: Since I’m leaving for vacation, I’ve left you all a complimentary bowl of advice.

Brock, pulling a note out the bowl: For instance, ‘Tyler and Evan don’t do that’.

Brock: Applies to everything.

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Tyler: Evan can you turn the lights on.

Evan: I don’t need to! You’re the only light I need in my life. :)

Tyler: Evan I can’t fucking see.

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Tyler, texting Evan about playing Super Smash Bros: You're INVITED OVER to have your ass beat.

Evan: THOSE ARE FIGHTING WORDS YOU BITCH

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Tyler: Oh god, that’s so gay.

Evan: Luckily for you, I’m incredibly gay.

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Tyler: Evan, we need to talk about-

Evan: The building was already on fire when I got there.

Tyler: What.

Evan: What?

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Evan: We still going out tomorrow?

Tyler: No I’m mad at you.

Evan: Yeah and? I’m mad at you too.

Tyler: So we shouldn’t go out.

Evan: Why?

Tyler: You’re mad and I’m mad.

Evan: Yeah that cancels out ‘cause PEMDAS.

Tyler:

Evan: I’ll see you tomorrow love you!

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Ok but like single parent au? Or just... children... they be dads????

they keep on accidentally adopting kids and pets; at some point while they get older, Brock forgets to check in with them and comes back to find several dogs, cats, and a few kids that they adopted LOL

Brock: “I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS”

Tyler: “good, and we don’t have any answers. either get out or stay for dinner.”

Evan, ordering pizza as always: “I’ll order an extra box” :D