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Storkos: Listen, I don't need the Patch who once had a panic attack during Rock-Paper-Scissors because there were, and I quote, "just too many variables." I need the Patch who stormed in here and told me to stop Pester from sending Dastardos away without thinking of consequences!
Patch: Oh, boy, now I'm nervous about that decision.
Storkos: Retroactively? I mean, how do you even...?
Dastardos: Yeah, I know, you want to do that thing where we're arguing and fighting, but then suddenly it's like, "Whoa, this is hot," and we start making out. Dream on! Or, whatever, fine, let's just do it.