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Dastardos: n-nya~! [Drops dead]

this is the last thing professor pester saw before realizing he just killed a child with sour candy

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Storkos: Listen, I don't need the Patch who once had a panic attack during Rock-Paper-Scissors because there were, and I quote, "just too many variables." I need the Patch who stormed in here and told me to stop Pester from sending Dastardos away without thinking of consequences!

Patch: Oh, boy, now I'm nervous about that decision.

Storkos: Retroactively? I mean, how do you even...?

Patch: I don't know.

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Patch: Dastardos-

Dastardos: Yeah, I know, you want to do that thing where we're arguing and fighting, but then suddenly it's like, "Whoa, this is hot," and we start making out. Dream on! Or, whatever, fine, let's just do it.

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Seedos: Hi there. Do you have a second to talk about the environment?

Professor Pester: Do you have a second to eat my farts?

Professor Pester: [Drops a barrel of toxic waste into the swamp]

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Gretchen: Do you take constructive criticism? 

Costalot: No, only cash or credit.

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Im gonna submit more good place quotes i hope ur ready >:)c it just has the right energy for vp characters

YEAHHHH I DONT WATCH THE GOOD PLACE BUT I REALLY SHOULD START FJHDSKAJAKAN IVE HEARD ITS GOOD

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Dastardos: Okay, I’m not gonna stand here and listen to you accuse me of things I clearly did.

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Miss Petula: I wish I was a cat.

Miss Petula: No school,, no work,, just meow meow.

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Doc Patch: Okay, I’ve made my decision

Doc Patch: I want to

Doc Patch: start crying

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Stardos: What’s your biggest fear?

Leafos: Being forgotten.

Stardos: Damn, that’s deep.

Stardos: Mine is Mumbo Jumbo, but I feel kinda stupid about it now.

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Ruffian: [reading a fortune cookie] If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same.

Dastardos: Kill two.

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Arfur: Truth or dare?

Patch: Truth.

Arfur: How many hours have you slept this week?

Patch:

Patch: Dare.

Arfur: Go to bed.

Patch: I don’t like this game.

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Pester: Well, excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on!

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Fannie: Getting all the pack mood rings so I know when my homies need a hug

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He doesn’t see he gets around through scent like a were mallowolf or smth

Doc patch @ the gardener

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Patch, holding the door open for Leafos: After you.

Leafos: No, after you.

Patch: No you.

Leafos: I insist, after you.

Gretchen, pushing past both of them: After me.

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Idk I vibes with this one (quote from @incorrectvivapinata )