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Classic Who Hunger Games Part 8 - The Winner and Everyone’s Placements
Here is Part 7
The Winner The Sixth Doctor
Everyone’s places
The Sixth Doctor
Mike Yates
Vicki
Ian Chesterton
Jo Grant
Roberts Master
The Second Doctor
Sarah Jane Smith
Tegan Jovanka
Leela
Grace Holloway
Harry Sullivan
Charley Pollard
Adric
Peri Brown
Ace McShane
The Third Doctor
Barbara Wright
Jamie McCrimmon
Zoe Heriot
Mel Bush
Eighth Doctor
John Benton
Crispy Master
Susan Foreman
Katarina
Romana I
Nyssa
Polly Wright
Fifth Doctor
Bernice Summerfield
Sara Kingdom
Seventh Doctor
Vislor Turlough
Victoria Waterfield
Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart
Dodo Chaplet
The Rani
Kamelion
Ainley Master
Delgado Master
Ben Jackson
The First Doctor
Romana II
K9
Steven Taylor
Liz shaw
Fourth Doctor
The end. Thanks for reading this far!
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Classic Who Hunger Games Part 7 - Night Five, Arena Event: The Feast, Day Six, Arena Event: Acidic Rain
Here is Part 6
Night Five The Sixth Doctor sees a fire, but stays hidden.
Jo cooks her food before putting her fire out.
Roberts Master is awoken by nightmares.
Leela tends to Harry’s wounds.
The Second Doctor receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.
Ian convinces Grace to snuggle with her.
Mike begs for Sarah Jane to kill him. She refuses, keeping Mike alive.
Tegan is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.
Charley loses sight of where she is.
Vicki receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.
The Feast
The cornucopia is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from the tributes’ families.
Sarah Jane, Ian, Jo, the Sixth Doctor, Tegan, Mike, the Second Doctor and Roberts Master decides not to go to The Feast.
Charley bleeds out due to untreated injuries.
Harry falls into a frozen lake and drowns.
Vicki bashes Grace’s head against a rock several times.
Leela dies from an infection.
Day Six
Jo injures herself.
Mike taints Tegan’s food, killing her.
Ian silently snaps Sarah Jane’s neck.
Vicki tends to Rober Master’s wounds.
The Second Doctor is pricked by thorns while picking berries.
The Sixth Doctor collects fruit from a tree.
Arena Event
Acidic rain pours down on the arena.
The Second Doctor shoves Robert Master into a pond of acidic rain, but is pulled in by Roberts master, killing them both.
Jo and Ian are unable to find shelter and die.
The Sixth Doctor refuses Vicki shelter, killing her.
Yates trips face first in a puddle of acidic rain. (i am NOT surprised that he died a stupid death after surviving this long)
Fallen Tributes
Charley Pollard
Harry Sullivan
Grace Holloway
Leela
Tegan Jovanka
Sarah Jane Smith
The Second Doctor
Roberts Master
Jo Grant
Ian Chesterton
Vicki
Mike Yates
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Classic Who Hunger Games Part 6 - Night Four and Day Five
Here is Part 5
Night Four
Charley questions her sanity.
Grace and Ian run into each other and decide to truce for the night.
Sarah Jane forces Jo to kill the Third Doctor or Adric. She decides to kill the Third Doctor.
Roberts Master, the Sixth Doctor and Harry team up and cheerfully sing songs together.
Yates climbs a tree to rest.
Peri and team up and Ace talk about the tributes still alive. 
Tegan thinks about home.
Vicki and the Second Doctor talk about the tributes still alive.
Leela thinks about home.
Day Five
Jo kills Ace with a hatchet.
Ian scares Vicki off.
Grace kills Peri for her supplies.
Yates questions his sanity.
The Second Doctor goes hunting.
Tegan searches for firewood.
Charley, Harry, Sarah Jane and the Sixth Doctor team up and raid Leela’s camp while she is hunting.
Adric dies of hypothermia.
Roberts Master receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
Fallen Tributes
The Third Doctor
Ace McShane
Peri Brown
Adric
Here is Part 7
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Classic Who Hunger Games Part 5 - Night Three and Day Four
Here is Part 4
Night Three
Barbara, Harry and Yates team up and cheerfully sing songs together.
Sarah Jane and the Third Doctor run into each other and decide to truce for the night.
Roberts Master receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
Jo stays awake all night.
Peri, Ace and Tegan team up and sleep in shifts.
Charley receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.
Grace fends Jamie, Vicki and Ian away from her fire.
Leela and Adric run into each other and decide to truce for the night.
The Sixth Doctor and the Second Doctor tell stories about themselves to each other.
Day Four
Ace kills Jamie with a sickle.
The Second Doctor runs away from Yates.
The Sixth Doctor, Harry and Charley team up and hunt for other tributes.
The Third Doctor constructs a shack.
Adric discovers (another) cave.
Grace sees smoke rising in the distance but decides not to investigate.
Tegan receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.
Vicki, Peri, Leela, Ian and the Roberts Master hunt for other tributes.
Sarah Jane strangles Barabara with a rope.
Jo receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.
Fallen Tributes
Jamie McCrimmon
Barbara Wright
Here is Part 5
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Classic Who Hunger Games Part 4 - Night Two and Day Three
Here is Part 3
Night Two
Harry, Vicki and Tegan team up and sleep in shifts.
Roberts Master and Jamie fight the Eighth Doctor and Mel. Roberts Master and Jamie survive.
Sarah Jane starts a fire.
Leela, Charley and Grace team up to sleep in shifts.
Peri is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.
Jo, Zoe, Yates and Ian team up and sleep in shifts.
Adric receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.
The Second Doctor lets Barbara into his shelter.
Ace convinces the Third Doctor to snuggle with her.
The Sixth Doctor thinks about winning.
Day Three
Charlie receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.
Ian begs for Tegan to kill him. She refuses, keeping Ian alive.
Leela defeats Peri in a fight but spares her life.
Sarah Jane discovers a cave.
Harry searches for a water source.
Jo travels to higher ground.
The Second Doctor tries to sleep through the entire day.
Roberts Master thinks about home.
The Third Doctor runs away from Jamie.
Ace thinks about home.
Barbara travels to higher ground.
Vicki makes a wooden spear.
Grace scares the Sixth Doctor off.
Yates taints Zoe’s food, killing her.
Adric discovers a cave.
Fallen Tributes
Eighth Doctor
Mel Bush
Zoe Heriot
Here is Part 5
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Classic Who Hunger Games Part 3 - Night One and Day Two
Here is Part 2
Night One
Barbara and Adric team up sleep in shifts.
Mel receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.
Roberts Master receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.
Katarina strangles Turlough after engaging in a fistfight.
Ace and the Eighth Doctor team up and sleep in shifts.
The Second Doctor and Nyssa team up and huddle for warmth
Vicki sets up camp for the night.
Jamie tends to his wounds.
Jo thinks about home.
The Seventh Doctor attempts to climb a tree but falls to his death.
Tegan goes to sleep.
Susan looks at the night sky.
Harry receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.
The Sixth Doctor thinks about home.
Ian starts a fire.
Yates goes to sleep.
Crispy Master bashes Sara’s head in with a mace.
Grace, Zoe, Benton and Sarah Jane team up and tell each other ghost stories to lighten the mood.
Benny attempts to climb a tree, but falls to her death.
Charley and Romana I team up and hold hands.
Leela and the Third Doctor team up and sleep in shifts.
The Fifth Doctor, Peri and Polly get into a fight. Peri triumphantly kills them both.
Day Two
Adric searches for a water source.
Mel practices her archery.
Yates discovers a river.
Nyssa attempts to climb a tree but falls to her death.
Leela receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.
Harry goes hunting.
Vicki diverts Zoe’s attention and runs away.
Jo and the Third Doctor split up to search for resources.
The Second Doctor travels to higher ground.
Ian and Roberts Master team up together for the day.
Sarah Jane kills Romana I with her own weapon.
Katarina attempts to climb a tree but falls to her death.
The Eighth Doctor and Charley team up and track down and kill Susan.
The Sixth Doctor and Grace hunt for other tributes.
Crispy Master attacks Tegan, but Barbara protects her, killing Crispy Master.
Peri defeats Ace in a fight but spares her life.
Jamie ambushes Benton and kills him.
Fallen Tributes
Vislor Turlough
The Seventh Doctor
Sara Kingdom
Bernice Summerfield
Fifth Doctor
Polly Wright
Nyssa
Romana I
Katarina
Susan Foreman
Crispy Master
John Benton
Here is Part 4
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Classic Who Hunger Games Part 2 - The Bloodbath and Day One
Here is Part 1
The Bloodbath
Sarah Jane, Peri, Charlie, Nyssa, Sara, Katarina, Seventh Doctor, Ainley Master, the Rani, Leela, Grace, Vicki, Ian, the Fifth Doctor, Jo, Victoria, Benny, Romana I, Brig and Ace run away from the Cornucopia.
Susan grabs a sword.
Dodo and Ben snatch a pair of sais.
Mel retrieves a trident from inside the Cornucopia.
Barbara takes a sickle from inside the Cornucopia.
Kamelion bashes the Fourth Doctor’s head in with a mace.
The Sixth Doctor runs away with a lighter and some rope.
Polly and Crispy Master grab a shield leaning on the Cornucopia.
The First Doctor severely slices Liz with a sword.
Turlough stays at the Cornucopia for resources.
The Eighth Doctor kills Steven with a hatchet.
Tegan and the Third Doctor run into the Cornucopia and hides.
K9 finds Roberts Master hiding in the Cornucopia, but Roberts Master kills him.
Delgado Master and Yates grab shovels.
Romana II accidentally steps on a landmine.
Adric grabs a backpack, not realising it is empty.
Benton finds a backpack full of camping equipment.
Day One
Charley receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.
Tegan travels to higher ground.
Vicki shoots a poisonous blow dart into the First Doctor’s neck, slowly killing him.
The Fifth Doctor kills Ben as she tries to run.
Adric stalks Benton.
Crispy Master diverts the Third Doctor’s attention and runs away.
Jo, Polly, Katarina, Ian and Ace team up and hunt for other tributes.
The Second Doctor questions his sanity.
Roberts Master searches for a water source.
Turlough and Nysaa team up and hunt for other tributes.
The Eighth Doctor and Grace split up to search for resources.
Jamie severely slices Delgado Master with a sword.
Zoe, Peri, Mel and Benny raid Leela’s camp while she’s hunting.
Ainley Master accidentally steps on a landmine.
Kamelion dies from an infection. (how? okay.)
Susan receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.
Sara camouflages herself in the bushes.
Romana I sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.
The Rani, Dodo, The Brig and Victoria form a suicide pact, killing themselves.
The Sixth Doctor searches for a water source.
The Seventh Doctor defeats Yates in a fight but spares him his life.
Barbara collects fruit from a tree.
Harry scares Sarah Jane off.
Fallen Tributes
Fourth Doctor
Liz Shaw
Steven Taylor
K9
Romana II
First Doctor
Ben Jackson
Delgado Master
Ainley Master 
Kamelion
The Rani
Dodo Chaplet
Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart
Victoria Waterfield
Here is Part 3
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Classic Who Hunger Games Part 1 - The Reaping
The Contestants
Susan Foreman
Barbara Wright
Ian Chesterton
Vicki Pallister
Steven Taylor
Katarina
Sara Kingdom
Dodo Chaplet
Polly Wright
Ben Jackson
Jamie McCrimmon
Victoria Waterfield
Zoe Heriot
Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart
Liz Shaw
Jo Grant
Sarah Jane Smith
John Benton
Mike Yates
Harry Sullivan
Leela
K9
Romana I
Romana II
Adric
Nyssa
Tegan Jovanka
Vislor Turlough
Kamelion
Peri Brown
Mel Bush
Ace McShane
Grace Holloway
Charley Pollard
Bernice Summerfield
Roberts Master
Delgado Master
Ainley Master
Crispy Master
First Doctor
Second Doctor
Third Doctor
Fourth Doctor
Fifth Doctor
Sixth Doctor
Seventh Doctor
Eighth Doctor
The Rani
Here is Part 2.
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Classic Who Hunger Games
The other day I got bored and put the "main" Classic Who characters ft Bernice Summerfield and Charley Pollard into a Hunger Games simulator, and I'm going to post the results on this blog because why not.
Click here to start
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incorrectunitquotes · 5 years ago
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The Doctor: There is a small chance I definitely caused the fire.
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— behind the scenes of "the daemons" (1971)
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— behind the scenes of "the daemons" (1971)
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— from "dark intruders", a story from the 1973 doctor who annual.
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Captain Yates, setting down a full pickle jar: I'll give you two pounds if you can shotgun this.
The Doctor: *starts unscrewing the lid*
Sergeant Benton, horrified: dOCTOR DON'T–
The Doctor: I NEED THE MONEY.
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The Doctor: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
The Brigadier: You're a hazard to society–
Liz Shaw: And a coward. Do twenty.
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