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These guys are up for preorder! ✨ I’m so happy with how they turned out they’re so cuuuute

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wow

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Camila: I’m beginning to think you might be a bad influence on my daughter.

Eda: I resent that. I’m great at influencing her!

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Eda: The first person to fall at my party gets tucked in and given some water in case they're thirsty later.

Eda: Also toast and/or eggs in the morning, because I love you, you sleepy bastard.

Luz: What about the last person? What do they get?

Eda: The last person is me and I get the peace of mind of knowing that my friends are as comfortable and safe as I can make them.

Lilith:

Eda: Also their credit cards.

Lilith: There it is.

(Source: Tumblr)

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Luz: does 911 work in the boiling isles or is there some wacky and random alternative?

Luz: like, should i tap my heels together and believe in ambulances?

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Luz: Why are my arms so weak?!

Luz: It's like I did that push-up last year for nothing!

[source: 30 Rock]

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(Guy tries to feed schoolchildren to his collection of exotic beasts)

Coven guards: Eh.

(Weird lady refuses to be restricted by the coven system)

Coven guards: Mobilize all troops! This is not a drill!

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Edric: No one blackmails our sister but us!

Emira: Yeah! Messing with Amity is a privilege, not a right.

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Luz: Why are you like this?!

Eda: Why aren't you like this, I raised you this should be how you act too

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Viney, holding an injured Emira: How does your wound feel?

Emira: Wanna kiss it better~?

Viney, dropping Emira: She’s fine

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Amity: You know Luz, I don't care what everyone else says about you. You're pretty smart

Luz: *smiles*

Luz: 

Luz: wait what?

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Eda doesn’t have magic to conjure/build more rooms rn, Lilith. She already makes Luz sleep on the floor. You can’t just go adopting stray gays without consulting her first.

Side note: Luz is teaching Eda the glyph for “Bitch B Gone”

Part 2

Part 2.5

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Hello, I have come back from the dead to share this meme

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Gus: Are you sure this is a good idea?

Luz: Yeah, I’m making a calculated decision!

*1 hour later*

Gus, running from unspeakable horrors: I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU MADE A CALCULATED DECISION

Luz: IM TERRIBLE AT MATH

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(Season one era)

Luz: You literally committed four different crimes today!

Eda: Oh it was way more than that, you just SAW four.

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(At a restaurant)

Luz: One chocolate milkshake with 2 straws please

Waiter: alright

Amity: :)

Waiter: Here you go

Luz, putting both straws in her mouth: Yo Amity check out how fast I can drink this milkshake

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Edric: I put the “sexy” in dyslexic

Edric:

Emira:

Edric: wait