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Clark & Lois finally start dating after working together for like 6 years and are like ‘ok so we should probably have a Conversation with Mr White about this, just to like let him know ‘hey this is happening & don’t worry we’ll remain strictly professional in the workplace’ before he hears about it through the office rumour mill’

so they break the news to Perry and he’s just like

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‘you mean to tell me you haven’t been an item for the last 5 years?? excuse me?? get out of my office.’

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Expatriette: Oh god. You did it now. You just slept with your best friend. You've ruined it now unless you say the right thing, so choose your next words very carefully.

Expatriette: Great job last night bud!

Setback: ...

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Mr. Fixer: I think of all the things that I've been holding inside me that I've wanted to say to you, but [puts up fists] I'm gonna let St. Patrick and St. Michael do my talking for me!

Knyfe: [puts up fists] You'll have to get through Tip O'Neill and Bobby Sands first!

Setback: You call those fist names? [puts up fists] Say hello to Bono and Sandra Day O'Connor!

Mr. Fixer: Those are the stupidest fist names I've ever heard.

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Unity: I have good news and I have bad news.

Parse: What's the bad news?

Unity: The kangaroo pooped in the tub.

Parse: Devra, we don't have a kangaroo.

Unity: Now for the good news.

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Dr. Medico: Do you even remember the ABCs of healing?

Mainstay: A… Bone… Coming out of the skin is very bad.

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Expatriette: *punches a guy for Setback but still refuses to admit her feelings*

Nightmist: We're at the point of physical violence. Now, will you please have the talk?

Expatriette: Because of that? Come on. That's my thing. I'm always punching guys, girls— I'll punch a baby, I don't care.

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Harpy: This magic kit is promoted by the Magical University of Hyderabad!

Nightmist: Pfft, that's a party magic college.

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Setback: Hey Nightmist! Want a fortune cookie?

Nightmist: Nah, I don't believe in that stuff.

Setback: Alright let's see what I get then.

Setback:

Setback: "A runaway hubcap from a speeding car will lodge its way up your nose."

Nightmist: Wake me up when that happens.

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Setback: My girlfriend is washing the dishes and I just heard her say “Who do you work for? Who’s your contact???” while repeatedly pushing a glass underwater.

Nightmist: At least she’s having fun?

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Fanatic: Come on, how many times do I have to apologize?

Legacy: ONCE!

Fanatic:

Fanatic: No.

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Fanatic: Octopi could hold 4 people simultaneously, because god blessed them with the ability. However, they don't even hug one person, because they have made a covenant with the devil!

Legacy: Where is our regular pastor?

Fanatic: In a better place. Sit down.

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Scholar: So you've met Guise?

Parse: Yes. He made light of my weight problem and then suggested that my motto be "Semper Fudge". At that point he told me to "Relax".

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Setback: Let's take a look at the ol' horoscope. Taurus: Today you will die.

Nightmist: That seems weirdly specific for a horoscope.

Expatriette: I'd better check mine too. Scorpio: Today your husband will die!?

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Setback: Are you afraid of heights?

Expatriette: No! Ladders are just dangerous! You know you're more likely to die from falling off a ladder than you are from a gun? That's why own 14 guns... in case some psycho tries to sneak a ladder in here.

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Legacy: Emily and I have decided to adopt another child.

Expatriette: That's wonderful! Congratula-

Legacy: (Slamming adoption papers down) It's you. Sign here.

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Skyscraper: …thank you. for doing this. I know it’s a risky procedure and you could lose your medical license if it goes wrong.

Baron Blade: Oh don’t worry! I don’t have a medical license for them to revoke!

Skyscraper:

Skyscraper: wait-

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WARNING!!!!

People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.

Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.