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Kirill: Travis, thanks for agreeing to see me.

Travis: I didn't. You just walked in and started talking.

Kirill: I don't have time for a history lesson.

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Kirill: Doug, you know what I've realized?

Doug: That some thoughts are better left unexpressed?

Kirill: Nice try.

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Doug: What happened to Kirill's diversion?

Max: Kirill doesn't know what a diversion is, apparently.

Max: He just ran directly into Zabel's base.

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Kirill: Can I ask a dumb question?

Doug: Better than anyone I know.

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Max: Yuri is so pretty.

Travis: Don't feel like that, Boxer. You're pretty too.

Max: I'm not jealous, Travis. I'm gay.

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Kirill: How do you ask a guy out?

Deana: Simple. You open the door and say, "Get out, you're bothering me."

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Deana: Well, I did go to cheerleader camp. For two weeks. I got kicked out.

Kay: Kicked out?

Deana: It's a long story. Suffice it to say I don't like liars who steal nail polish and then pass out when you slap them a little bit on the back of the head.

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Kirill: I'm not sick. If I was sick, could I do this?

Doug: What are you doing?

Kirill: Cartwheels.

Kirill: Am I not doing them?

Doug: No.

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Kay: Deana, you're kind of a sore loser.

Deana: I am not a sore loser. It's just that I prefer to win and when I don't, I get furious.

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Doug: I need to get something off my chest.

Kirill: Is it your shirt? Please say yes.

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Kirill: You'd do that for me?

Doug: I'd do a lot of things to you.

Kirill: For... for me?

Doug: Yeah, that too.

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Max: Kirill is ours.

Deana: So if you want him, you go through us.

Cooper: But I've already got him.

Doug: Alright, then.

Doug: I guess we go through you.

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Doug: I've never actually been in a snowball fight.

Kirill: Really?

Doug: I don't even know the rules. Is there like a point system, or is it to the death?

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Deana: I'm sorry to hear about Kirill.

Doug: What happened to Kirill?

Deana: He's not hurt or anything. I'm just sorry I have to hear about him.

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Max: Deana knows everybody's business. She knows everything about everyone.

Doug: That's why her hair is so big. It's full of secrets.

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Kirill, texting: A theif

Doug: Thief?

Kirill: Theif

Doug: I before e

Doug: Except after c

Kirill: Thceif

Doug: No

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Kirill: I need a doctor's appointment.

Receptionist: Okay. How about 10 tomorrow?

Kirill: No, I don't need that many.