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Michael: I am speechless! I’m at a loss for words! Rudolf, narrating: and despite having no words, Michael yelled for the next fifteen minutes

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James: People always shoot down my ideas and I’m sick of it. Two sentences in and everyone’s already shouting ‘what the fuck, that’s illegal’ or ‘you can’t do that’. James: let me talk, dear god!

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James: Did you know that atoms can’t touch each other? And since we’re all made of atoms, we’ve never actually touched anything in our entire lives.

Rudolf: …

James: So to answer your question, no I didn’t punch that cop.

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Klaus: everywhere I turn, BAM, there’s Rudolf Schenker. Herman: that’s because you’re following him around.

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Site: choose your password Matthias: Klaus Site: password too short Matthias: *sighs* I know…

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Rudolf: While I’m gone, Klaus, you’re in charge. Klaus: Yes! Rudolf, whispering to Matthias: You’re secretly in charge. Matthias: Obviously.

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Matthias, practicing a pick-up line: Are you a thief because you stole my– James: I'll give you your wallet back, I'm sorry. Matthias: ...heart, what the fuck–

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I always thought they were alike

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[Texting]

James: I’m really sorry

Matthias: …Why?

James: Oh you haven’t been home yet, have you?

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Rudolf: Is anyone else scared?

Michael: Not really. I’ve already lived longer than I expected.

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Klaus: Are you alright? You didn't sleep at all last night.

Rudolf: I got a solid eight minutes.

Rudolf: Not consecutively but it's still fine. You're not even that blurry.

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Happy New Year! I hope this year will bring us joy, not sorrow

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Well, happy birthday

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Happy holidays to all!

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Rudolf: I can do ten backflips in a row if needed.

Matthias: In what situation would that be needed?

Rudolf: I don`t know, but at least I’m prepared.

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Michael: Rudy, I screwed up big time.

Rudolf: Michael, given your daily life experiences, you're gonna have to be more specific.

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Matthias: Herman! What are you doing?!

Herman: I can explain everything!

*silence*

Herman: Actually, no, I can’t.