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Incorrect Professionals Quotes
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incorrectprosquotes · 11 months ago
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Cowley: This job is destroying me... you know how old I am?
Bodie: Um... 58.
Cowley: I'm 43 years old.
Bodie: Uh-huh... see, I always round up.
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incorrectprosquotes · 9 years ago
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Bodie: "Mercy is the mark of a great man."
[shoots villain]
Bodie: Guess I'm just a good man.
[shoots villain again]
Bodie: Well, I'm all right.
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incorrectprosquotes · 9 years ago
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Cowley: You've never told me about Bodie. I made you a team, what, two years ago?
Doyle: Two years, three months, one week and two days.
Cowley:...
Doyle: You missed our anniversary.
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incorrectprosquotes · 9 years ago
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Bodie: From now on, we'll be using code names. You will address me as "Eagle 1." Betty is "Been There, Done That". Doyle is "Currently Doing That". Murphy is "It Happened Once in a Dream". Lucas is "If I Had to Pick Another Person With a Perm." Cowley is... "Eagle 2."
Cowley: Oh, thank God.
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