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Mario: Making a mortician inspired stew!

Goncharov: Hey Mario wjat

Mario: MOROCCAN

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Mia: Don’t you have any other friends?

Anatoly: It’s just you and me buddy

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Sofia, pre-transition: This song is so good… I am a boy and it makes me want to be a girl.

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Katya: I know what you are.

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Goncharov: Precisely 🫵

Katya: Put that thing away.

Goncharov: Sorry. 👊

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Andrey: I don't know who that is but I love death threats!

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Katya, referring to Goncharov: Brunette man disorder.

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Au where Goncharov and Andrey survive everything, grow old together and sit on a street all day somewhere in the south of Europe

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did you watch goncharov when you were way too young and have your neural pathways permanently rewired or are you normal

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Mario: I can’t sleep. I am going to read Wikipedia until I learn everything.

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Joseph: What is wrong with me

Mia: I will try to be brief (1/475)

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Katya: I’m so happy for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend I’m serious

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Anatoly: My son Egg and his brother Cheese.

Mia: They look so weak.

Anatoly: I will kill you.

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Anatoly: My pronouns? I'm a heem/heem. Whimper.

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Anatoly: Babygirl, I'm balding over you.

Mia: Glue it back on.

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Anatoly: Hey, what's the first pride flag in your bio?

Mia: Thank you so much for asking. It's the flag of Italy.

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Katya: Snail with no shell.

Joseph: Oh those is then ᵘʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰ slurms.

Katya: A what.