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Jaime: Jack Randall. Good to see you. But if you’re here, who’s guarding Hades?

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Roger: If you had to separate your dog from 49 other identical dogs that were all equally excited to see you, how would you determine which dog was yours?

Young Ian: I would take my 50 dogs home and live like a king.

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Fergus: Who the fuck-

Jamie: Language.

Fergus: Whom the fuck-

Jamie: No.

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Jamie: If I run and leap at Murtagh, he will most certainly catch me in his arms.

Jamie: *sprints towards Murtagh*

Murtagh: No, I’m holding coffee!

Murtagh: *drops coffee and catches Jamie*

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I don't know what my body is for, other than taking my head from room to room.

Roger, Drums of Autumn

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Young Ian: Let me explain something to you, Uncle Jamie. When you're in a situation, you don't have time to think. So I thought to myself, "Don't think, Ian. Act."

Jamie: So you weren’t thinking?

Young Ian: Not at all. I cannot emphasize enough how little I was thinking.

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Laoghaire: I guarantee you, twenty years from now, I will be Jamie’s second wife.

Jenny: What happened to his first wife?

Laoghaire: Nothing you can prove.

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Dougal: Are you implying that I occasionally stray from the rulebook?

Jamie: I'm implying that you do not possess a rulebook. And if you do, you certainly have never opened it.

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When crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, it’s ‘intelligent’ and ‘really cool’ but when I do it I’m ‘petty’ and ‘need to move on’.

Laoghaire, Voyager

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No offense, but men being in charge has never done anyone any good.

Claire, Outlander

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Lord John: Because, Jamie...I’m gay.

Jamie: Yes, John, I know. That’s how you end every letter.

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Jamie: Ian—

Young Ian: Oh no, Ian in B-flat. You’re disappointed.

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This has been a difficult year for me. Lots of disappointment. But if I keep my body moving and my mind occupied at all times, I will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair.

Young Ian, A Breath of Snow and Ashes

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I would never say that, not even as a joke, that my wife is a bitch, and I don’t like her. That is not true. My wife is a bitch, and I like her so much. She is a dynamite, five-foot, English bitch, and she’s the best.

Jamie, Outlander

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I'm wired to thrive on dysfunction.

Geillis, Voyager

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Jamie: You shouldn’t insult people who are bigger than you.

Fergus: Then I wouldn’t get to insult anyone.