incorrectokagequotes
Incorrect Okage Quotes
390 posts
Lines that may not have appeared in the game, but wouldn't have appeared amiss. Game spoilers ahead. Quotes are generally posted at 12:00 pm EST, should there be any in the queue. Feel free to submit quotes! 
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
incorrectokagequotes · 1 year ago
Note
Rosalyn:…Did you just—?!
Ari: You can tell by his eyes, he’s innocent.
Stan:…
(Source: Dragon Prince)
.
2 notes · View notes
incorrectokagequotes · 1 year ago
Note
Rosalyn: I’ve had it with you!
Stan I’ve had it with YOU!
Ari: I’ve had it with BOTH of you!
(source: Sabrina the teenage witch).
.
4 notes · View notes
incorrectokagequotes · 1 year ago
Note
(my head is so full of Stan and possible quotes)
Stan (in Tenel Village): No one believes me.
Ari: I do shadow man.
Stan: You do?
Ari: Yes. Positive.
Stan: Only fools are positive!
Ari: You sure?
Stan: Positive!
(Source: Ferngully)
.
2 notes · View notes
incorrectokagequotes · 1 year ago
Note
Stan (coming out of the bottle): DID I HEAR SOMEONE ASK FOR A MIRACLE?! LET ME HEAR YOU SAY “AHHHH!!!”
Ari (in terror): AHHHHH!!!
Stan: THAT’S CLOSE ENOUGH!
(Source: Mulan)
.
2 notes · View notes
incorrectokagequotes · 1 year ago
Note
Stan: Why don't you take this and get yourself something nice? Ari: ...This is Seven Dollars. Stan: I said "nice", not "expensive"! Source, GTA V
.
7 notes · View notes
incorrectokagequotes · 1 year ago
Note
Ari: Hello. It’s me again. I need you to send me a friend. Someone who won’t ignore me. Maybe send me an Angel! The nicest Angel you have.
(Later, when Stan comes out of the bottle): Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
.
4 notes · View notes
incorrectokagequotes · 1 year ago
Note
300 years can give you such a crick in the neck!
—Stan, obviously.
(source: Aladdin)
.
3 notes · View notes
incorrectokagequotes · 5 years ago
Conversation
In the Addashi Desert
Stan: Hey, look! I think I see some ice cream!
Stan: Oops! It melted!
18 notes · View notes
incorrectokagequotes · 5 years ago
Conversation
Rosalyn: My country needs me.
Stan: Your country needs better taste.
21 notes · View notes
incorrectokagequotes · 5 years ago
Conversation
Beiloune: Rules are made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Linda: Pinatas.
Big Bull: Karate boards.
Rosalyn: Glow sticks.
Kisling: Spaghetti, when you have a small pot.
Stan: Rules.
34 notes · View notes
incorrectokagequotes · 6 years ago
Conversation
Rosalyn: Do you have any plan at all?
Stan: I-I do, actually.
Rosalyn: Oh, good, good. Would you like to fill me in?
Stan: Uh, no, I'd just like to watch it unfold, if it's all the same to you.
13 notes · View notes
incorrectokagequotes · 6 years ago
Conversation
Kisling: This is an illustration of the Compassion Crab, a ghost guarding the entrance to the Ruins of Aqua.
Stan: With something like that, I would have white wine, I think.
16 notes · View notes
incorrectokagequotes · 6 years ago
Photo
Tumblr media
[Image Description: Evil King Stan, Ari, Rosalyn, and Linda standing in the World Library.
Stan: We’ve been wandering through these aisles forever. When are we gonna get somewhere?
Ari: We are somewhere. Fiction A-C, there you go, says on the bookshelf.
Stan: Fiction A-C? What’s that supposed to mean?
Ari: Means we’re probably close to Beiloune.
Stan: Means we’re lost!]
17 notes · View notes
incorrectokagequotes · 6 years ago
Text
Stan: Met a dumbass today, awful.
Rosalyn: You looked in the mirror?
Stan: Rosalyn, someday you’ll have to atone for your sins, and god won’t be so merciful.
54 notes · View notes
incorrectokagequotes · 6 years ago
Conversation
Stan: We are not lost. I don't do lost.
Rosalyn: We're lost.
Stan: Not listening.
Rosalyn: Lost!
Stan: Blah, blah, blah, can't hear you!
19 notes · View notes
incorrectokagequotes · 6 years ago
Conversation
Linda: Do you think there's a god?
Ari: Well, somebody's out to get me.
18 notes · View notes
incorrectokagequotes · 6 years ago
Conversation
Beiloune: I am Beiloune!
Ari: So what? I'm Ari, and I can shout just as loud as you can!
10 notes · View notes