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Rosalyn:…Did you just—?!

Ari: You can tell by his eyes, he’s innocent.

Stan:…

(Source: Dragon Prince)

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Rosalyn: I’ve had it with you!

Stan I’ve had it with YOU!

Ari: I’ve had it with BOTH of you!

(source: Sabrina the teenage witch).

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Stan (in Tenel Village): No one believes me.

Ari: I do shadow man.

Stan: You do?

Ari: Yes. Positive.

Stan: Only fools are positive!

Ari: You sure?

Stan: Positive!

(Source: Ferngully)

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Stan (coming out of the bottle): DID I HEAR SOMEONE ASK FOR A MIRACLE?! LET ME HEAR YOU SAY “AHHHH!!!”

Ari (in terror): AHHHHH!!!

Stan: THAT’S CLOSE ENOUGH!

(Source: Mulan)

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Stan: Why don't you take this and get yourself something nice? Ari: ...This is Seven Dollars. Stan: I said "nice", not "expensive"! Source, GTA V

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Ari: Hello. It’s me again. I need you to send me a friend. Someone who won’t ignore me. Maybe send me an Angel! The nicest Angel you have.

(Later, when Stan comes out of the bottle): Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

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300 years can give you such a crick in the neck!

—Stan, obviously.

(source: Aladdin)

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In the Addashi Desert

Stan: Hey, look! I think I see some ice cream!

Stan: Oops! It melted!

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Rosalyn: My country needs me.

Stan: Your country needs better taste.

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Beiloune: Rules are made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Linda: Pinatas.

Big Bull: Karate boards.

Rosalyn: Glow sticks.

Kisling: Spaghetti, when you have a small pot.

Stan: Rules.

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Rosalyn: Do you have any plan at all?

Stan: I-I do, actually.

Rosalyn: Oh, good, good. Would you like to fill me in?

Stan: Uh, no, I'd just like to watch it unfold, if it's all the same to you.

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Kisling: This is an illustration of the Compassion Crab, a ghost guarding the entrance to the Ruins of Aqua.

Stan: With something like that, I would have white wine, I think.

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[Image Description: Evil King Stan, Ari, Rosalyn, and Linda standing in the World Library.

Stan: We’ve been wandering through these aisles forever. When are we gonna get somewhere?

Ari: We are somewhere. Fiction A-C, there you go, says on the bookshelf.

Stan: Fiction A-C? What’s that supposed to mean?

Ari: Means we’re probably close to Beiloune.

Stan: Means we’re lost!]

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Stan: Met a dumbass today, awful.

Rosalyn: You looked in the mirror?

Stan: Rosalyn, someday you’ll have to atone for your sins, and god won’t be so merciful.

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Stan: We are not lost. I don't do lost.

Rosalyn: We're lost.

Stan: Not listening.

Rosalyn: Lost!

Stan: Blah, blah, blah, can't hear you!

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Linda: Do you think there's a god?

Ari: Well, somebody's out to get me.

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Beiloune: I am Beiloune!

Ari: So what? I'm Ari, and I can shout just as loud as you can!