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incorrectnewsies · 3 years ago
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Les: Davey? Is Santa Claus gonna come?
Davey: Les, it’s April. And we’re Jewish
Les: Oh. So who’s coming?
Davey: I don’t know. Jerry Seinfeld?
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incorrectnewsies · 4 years ago
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Katherine: So we got good news and we got bad news. Which do you want to hear first?
Sarah: It’s my birthday, so good.
Davey: Well, the pigeons on the sidewalk loved your cake.
Sarah: Wha-
Katherine: After Jack dropped it.
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incorrectnewsies · 4 years ago
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your icon freaks me out but i love it
lol ty (I think)
I’ve had some pretty iconic (eh?) icons for this account
my fave was honestly the horse 😂
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but also this pic of Ben Fank eating a slice of pizza was good too (not the exact pic I had since that’s long gone but the same moment if you get my gist)
ultimately though the pic of Ben and AKB is what i’m going to keep because 1. it’s such a cute picture 🥺 2. it’s funny 3. it fits the theme of this account of “incorrect newsies” since they’re the incorrect newsie
here’s the pic btw
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incorrectnewsies · 4 years ago
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8/9/20
hey just want to make sure that you folks know that you can reach out to me whenever you want/need to :) even when it looks like i’m not active (I turned off that thing lol cause I’m insecure and overthink thinking people will judge me for always being on tumblr/on my phone)
I can’t promise I’ll respond promptly, but I check tumblr (almost always) at least once a day. if you’d like, I can give you some better ways to keep in contact with me
I’ve done a pretty piss poor job of not posting on tumblr lately but I like just dropping in every once in a while and letting you all know that you know I’m like still on tumblr I guess
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incorrectnewsies · 4 years ago
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Idea: Newsies, except Christian Bale plays Jack as Batman.
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“Santa fe! Are you there! Do you swear… to me!”
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incorrectnewsies · 4 years ago
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Sarah: So how was the honeymoon?
Davey: Well, Jack got super drunk one night and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire saying “good luck trying to return me without a receipt.”
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incorrectnewsies · 4 years ago
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You’ll be missed :) I hope everything’s okay
oof yeah everything is going well! (ty for the concern ❤️)
there was a bit of a rough patch a bit ago that are still have a few repercussions and there are some aspects in my life that are going smoother than others but that’s pretty much granted in anyone’s life
I’m going to miss sweet anons like you though 🥺💕
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incorrectnewsies · 4 years ago
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Hey
So I’ve been wondering if I should like make this a long drawn out post or not and I’m not
so basically I’m not going to be active on fandom tumblr anymore, which is basically the two accounts I’m currently active on (one being this one)
I’ve been in some sort of fandom and have had some sort of fan account since I was like 12, and I think I need to move on. Recently, I’ve had a lot of huge changes in my life, and I’ve realized that I’m not really happy where I am in my life outside of tumblr. I just want to make sure I can devote my attention to that to make sure I am enjoying life. Not that I haven’t enjoyed creating content for you guys. Sincerely, I have.
Anyway, that’s why I spammed posted earlier because that was all of my (good) quotes in my drafts. I’m probably going to spam post the remaining chapters of my fanfic then leave it unfinished whoops. I’ll still be on tumblr scrolling through stuff (maybe reblog)
I’m not starting up another tumblr “full time” I guess but I might periodically post on the one I just made as a joke which is @embarassingpicsofmycat
okay that’s all
goodbye for now. I love you guys 💕💕💕
edit (8/2): i still check up on tumblr btw so if you ever need anything I should be able to respond semi quickly/regularly. Let me know if you ever need anything ❤️
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incorrectnewsies · 4 years ago
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Jack: Everything’s totally fine! There’s nothing to worry about.
Davey: Is that a challenge?
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incorrectnewsies · 4 years ago
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Davey: That’s it! You’re all grounded. Jack, no more drawing. Race, no more racetrack betting.
Davey: And Spot-
Davey: Is there anything you love?
Spot: Revenge.
Davey: No more vengeance, then.
Spot: I was going to say “I’ll get you for this,” but I guess that’s off the table.
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incorrectnewsies · 4 years ago
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Twister
Sarah: Jack, right hand red.
Jack: *ends up on top of Davey*
Davey: Okay, you’re doing this on purpose, aren’t you?
Sarah: I stopped spinning like 15 turns ago. Honestly surprised you didn’t notice sooner.
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incorrectnewsies · 4 years ago
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Mush: I had a dream where I got arrested for tax evasion which is weird because I don’t even pay taxes!
Davey: That’s liTERALLY THE DEFINITION OF TAX EVASION?!!!?
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incorrectnewsies · 4 years ago
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Jack: This soup is way too bland. If I had to rate this, I’d give it three-
Crutchie: I made it for you.
Jack: -out of three! Nice job!
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incorrectnewsies · 4 years ago
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Mush: So, Elmer did some math and-
Davey: Wait. Elmer?
Mush: Don’t worry, he had a calculator.
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incorrectnewsies · 4 years ago
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Jack: I think I’m falling for you.
Katherine: Then get up.
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incorrectnewsies · 4 years ago
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Katherine: Well, aren’t you a beautiful boy?
Romeo: Thanks! I’ve been trying out a new kind of hairspray and-
Katherine: *picks up puppy*
Romeo: *teary eyed* Oh.
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incorrectnewsies · 4 years ago
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Davey: Will you at least go out to dinner with me?
Jack: I’m sorry but I don’t go out with married men
Davey: But I’m your husband?
Jack: I make no exceptions
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