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Treat yo self.
Lorenzo the elder when he buys himself that fur-lined cloak
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I totally hear you, but, erm, I also don’t like what you’re saying. So if you say no, I will start a fire in the bathroom.”
Jacopo pazzi whenever he doesn’t get his way
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I have never taken the high road. But I tell other people to ‘cause then there’s more room for me on the low road.
giuliano de medici, probably.
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Ugh. I hate talking to people about things.
lorenzo the elder
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I care. I care a lot. It’s kinda my thing.
clarice, probably
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I don’t want to be overdramatic, but today felt like a hundred years in hell and the absolute worst day of my life.
piero after almost being assassinated
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There’s nothing we can’t do if we work work hard, never sleep, and shirk from all other responsibilities in our lives.
cosimo de medici 24/7
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I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes. –
Marco bello, probably
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What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring really loudly at me.
giuliano de medici
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If I keep my body moving, and my mind occupied at all times, I will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair.
Cosimo after being exiled from Florence, probably
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I’m big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.
Lorenzo at some point
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Giuliano: Urgh, this church is so quiet.
Lorenzo: Pretty normal for a moment of silence.
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Clarice: You could debate Jacopo in your sleep.
Lorenzo: I have.
Clarice: I know. We sleep in the same bed. It’s been hell.
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Cosimo: All right, fine. If you guys won't help me, I guess I'll just get myself off.
Context. Context was important on that one.
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Contessina: Rejected? I've never been rejected from anything.
Lorenzo the Elder: Me neither. Oops, did you say rejected or ejected? I've been rejected a lot.
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Lorenzo the Elder: It feels like you're being a little harsh.
Contessina: Thanks, good note. I was going for extremely harsh. I'll turn it up.
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Okay. I know you're mad, but before you say anything, yes, we screwed up. And yes, you warned us. And yes, I don't know where I'm going with this. But I do know this: I have reached the end of my sentence.
cosimo to contessina at any given moment
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