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Solla: So, what’s it like dating Glanni?

Ithro: Once, I asked him for some water while he was mad at me and he brought me a glass full of ice and said “wait”

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sportacus: [laying upset on the couch]

robbie: [walks in holding a watermelon] hey, stephanie told me sportaloser got hurt so i brought a watermelon.

trixie: why?

robbie: sportafruit loves watermelon

sportacus, hugging the melon: wawa…

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pixel: hey-

stephanie: oh, i have a girlfriend

pixel: you deserve two girlfriends

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trixie: there’s no way pinkie could like you.

pixel: why not?

trixie: because she’s met ME!

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therapist: would you say you’re independent?

milford: [looks over at bessie]

bessie: [nods]

milford: i’d say so, yes!

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robbie: i hate to brag, but i can make therapists anxious

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Palestinian families in need of help!

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apologies for the lack of quotes today. i didn’t have any more queued up and there were no submissions. i need to go through my other blog and see what else i can recycle

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robbie: starting to think everyone’s making up words to call me stupid. “illiteracy?” come on, what does that even mean?

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Overheard in LazyTown/Latibær

robbie, to íþróttaálfurinn: that’s the fourth time this week you’ve brought up cannibalising me. should i be worried?

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bessie: wow! this heineken has such a smooth finish!

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sportacus: do you think i can fit an entire orange in my mouth?

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trixie: if i hear stingy sing hamilton in the shower one more time, i’m going in there to drown him

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ziggy: robbie rotten just gave me a free cake! should i be worried?

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milford: how did they manage to fit that in BOTH stalls?

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robbie: how much caffeine is poisonous? asking for myself, i’m actually worried

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glanni, faintly as though yelling from a distance: can you hand me my swiss rolls? my head spins if i sit up!

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pixel: why is sportacus sitting in a box in the park with his really long scarf over his head?

stephanie: stress

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sportacus: let bob ross caress your happy little struggles away

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trixie, about someone at school: he talks like he thinks the world is waiting with bated breath to hear what he thinks about fight club.

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glanni: [screaming in harmony with a vacuum]

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robbie: i’m not playing hard to get. i just don’t know how to talk

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accepting submissions by the way

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sportacus: i’m a guy but i’m a wife, y’know? marriage but in a “he’s my wife” kinda way

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stingy: you want me to make a decision? the thing that killed chidi anagonye?

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Sportacus: I wonder what the kids are doing right now

Íþróttaálfurinn: why the FUCK are the kids not exercising right now

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milford: i’m a guy but i’m a wife, y’know? marriage but in a “he’s my wife” kinda way

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Robbie: I hate Sportacus. He's impossible to shop for. Don't believe me? Watch this.

Robbie, without turning around: hey SPORTAFLOP

Sporty, in the background: Yeah Robbie?

Robbie: what do you want for Christmas?

Sporty: I just want everyone to be happy and have a good time! :}D

Robbie, looking disgusted: SO EVERYONE HAS TO BE HAPPY AT A SPECIFIC TIME JUST SO YOU'LL BE HAPPY IS THAT IT?

Robbie: SOME PEOPLE HAVE DEPRESSION SPORTACUS

Robbie: YOU HAVE AN ANXIETY DISORDER

Robbie: BUT THAT'S FINE WE'LL JUST PUT IT ON A TIMER

Robbie: GOD