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bessie: no YOU live in a state of DENIAL. I live in MARGARITAVILLE

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robbie: people who disprove of lying simply do not have a storyteller’s soul

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robbie: every time i move, i crunch like popcorn

sportacus: and every time we kiss, i swear i could fly!

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stingy: in an era. not saying which one

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Stephanie: *rubbing the sleep from her eyes* What are you doing in my house at 3am Sportacus?

Sportacus: Teach me how to use emojis please

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Since you said share headcanons:

Sportacus originally never set out to be the children's collective parent/big brother. But after Defeeted, he basically had not so informal adoption papers drafted up because the kiddos helped him with the trick shoes. (And now he loves being "Sportadad").

Robbie Rotten, and by extension, Glanni Glæpur wear pink high heels. Why? Because European Monarchs once wore heels, and I think they'd like it.

this is what i’m talking about!

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share your lazytown headcanons with me! ask box is open!

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stephanie: it’s not blood that runs through my veins, but glitter gel pen ink!

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ASMR: Sportacus Launches Himself Through Your Window

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this meme is literally made for ithro change my mind

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Trixie: [T-posing at the breakfast table in the lab] Good morning, Lazy Dad.

Robbie: [Not looking up from the paper] Good morning, problem child.

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sportacus: i think i’m falling for you

robbie: get up

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hope you all voted. sportacus wants you to vote blue

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sportacus: i can be a little unhinged today, as a treat

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stephanie: getting my whole friend group moodrings so i know when my besties need a hug!

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pixel: you ever get so tired you start seeing spiders?

robbie: me after taking 17 benadryl and start seeing the hatman

pixel: the WHO?

robbie: oh, so suddenly this isn’t a safe space?!

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sportacus: fighting the inner urge to be a stripper