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MC: *moans of pain*

Ben: are you okay!?

MC: hhhyeah don't worry. i've been cursed before. what about ismelda?

Ismelda: don't worry, i've cursed people before.

Ben: they mean after facing the enemy!

Ismelda: yeah, same.

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MC: yeah, so, we knew this could kill me, but-

Bill: you knew and you still did it!?

Merula: yes. very tragic indeed.

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Penny: :( my plant died.

MC: Man, I wish that was me.

Ben: I'll kill every depressive thought you have.

Penny: :( my plant died.

MC: Man, I wish that was me.

Ben: I will kill you and every depressive thought you have.

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Penny: :( my plant died.

MC: Man, I wish that was me.

Ben: I will kill you and every depressive thought you have.

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Ben: If you were to die right now, what would your last words be?

MC: "Finally."

Penny: NO!

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Merula: *scribbling hastily* "Love is a mistake only stupid people make-"

Ben: Aren't you supposed to be getting ready for your anniversary with MC?

Merula: ...Say MC a word and I'll cut your head off, Copper.

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MC's lover, unfazed: They're a Keeper.

Murphy: When it comes to dating, would you say you're more of a Chaser or a Seeker?

MC: I'm a Beater.

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The story of how Bill gave MC a sweater.

"Can I open my eyes now?" You ask.

"No!" Charlie yells with an excited voice and chuckles dorkily.

You still look under your eyelashes and see that you're in the Owlery. "What are we waiting for?"

"There wouldn't be a surprise if I told you, innit!"

You laugh softly in defeat. Charlie's enthusiasm amuses you. Then footsteps approach, along with muffled cheers.

"Charlie, why do you look more excited than MC?"

"Bill!" You exclaim and open your eyes, forgetting your promise.

"Hey MC!"

Fred and George are behind him, all look happy to see you.

"Oh Percy is here too?" You notice the other brother sulking. "Now I'm really curious!"

"But you weren't supposed to open your eyes..." Percy says half-heartedly, but stops himself from finishing his words.

Bill chuckles and walks closer to you. "Nonsense. MC, your friendship means a lot to us."

"And you actually proven us that you deserve to be a Weasley!"

"Thanks, guys!" You smile. "I'm happy you think that."

"But that's not all!" Bill raises his wand and a package appears on the ground with the flick of it.

"What's that?"

"That's the proof that you're a family now."

"Go ahead. Open it."

You pick up the package and pull its ribbons. Inside is a red sweater. You take the sweater, putting the wrapper gently on the ground. "Wow!"

"It's your own personal jumper!"

You hug the sweater onto your chest.

"You guys... Thank you so much. I'm glad that I got to be your friends."

"We can say the same."

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Talbott: The question is, how will we get out of this mess?

MC: We won't. We'll just create a second, bigger mess that cancels out the first one.

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Rowan: Oh who's my little little baby?

MC: *chuckles* it's me!

Rowan: Yes you are!

Ben: We are here too, you know.

Rowan: Yeah? And what about it? I can only see MC and with the corner of my eyes, a little bit of Bill.

Bill: Oh, gee! Such a compliment.

Penny: *serious* Congratulations, Bill.

Charlie: Congrats, bro. So quick so up!

Merula: Are we still debating the difference between Rowan's behavior towards everybody vs MC or are we past through that?

Tonks: Of course we're still there.

Tulip: Don't ask questions like that, you'll confuse Barnaby.

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Penny: Floor is "i hate MC"

Penny: *jumps onto something*

Rowan: *sits down on a couch and lifts their legs*

Ben: *glares at the ground*

MC and Merula: *lies on the ground*

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Andre: Well, not to be too dramatic but your outfit sucks and if I were you, I wouldn't be caught wearing those shoes.

Student: ...

MC: Good job mate. Not even reparo can fix his emotional state now. YOU STRAIGHT UP MURDERED HIM.

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MC: Professor Snape knows I'm up to something. I can tell.

Rowan: He literally said "I know you are up to something." Directly. To your face.

Merula: Congratulations, MC. You can comprehend what you're told.

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Beatrice: Ismelda is good at brewing potions.

Penny: You know I'm better at Potions than her, right? Way better.

Beatrice: But you're my sister.

Beatrice: Everything you do immediately becomes lamer.

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Flying class

Merula: I'm sure you don't know the answer to this question!

Merula: I have 10 chocolate frogs. How many would I have left if you asked me to give you one?

MC: Easy peasy. 10 because you wouldn't give me any.

Merula: *laughs in satisfaction*

MC: But do you know how many I would have left if you asked me for one?

Merula: ?

MC: Zero.

Merula: Because you would give me all-

MC: Because you would take all of them from me.

Merula: *laughs so hard starts sobbing*