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PLEASE LET ME BE REPLIED TO 😭😭😭

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

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i haven’t touched this account in years but please i’m begging 😭😭

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

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reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

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How Long Your Stories Should Be (And What Publishers Want)

First of all, thank you so much for over 8,000 followers!!

Short Story

-Under 500 Words is described as flash fiction. It’s one scene

-Between 1,000 and 8,000 Words is a short story

-Between 5,000 and 10,000 Words is as long as a short story should ever be

Novella

-A story between 10,000 and 40,000 Words

Novel

-Anything over 40,000 Words is considered a novel, but 50,000 should be the minimum amount of words you should have (If you’re trying to get published)

-Most novels are between 60,000 and 100,000 Words

-Publishers generally don’t like more than 110,000 words, unless you’re already established

Adult fiction

-Between 80,000 and 100,000 Words

Science and Fantasy

-Generally Between 90,000 and 120,000. Not abnormal to reach the 150,000 range. (It takes time to build a whole new world)

Romance Novels

-Between 50,000 and 100,000

Crime, Mysteries and Thrillers

-Between 70,000 and 90,000

Young Adult

-Between 50,000 and 80,000

Children’s Novel

-Between 25,000 to 50,000

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jem: did you get your phone back?

kit: no i'm texting from our microwave

jem: by the angel that's so cool!!! you need to show me how to do that!!!

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jace: happy birthday clary!

clary: awwhhh thank you! so what did you get me?

jace: okay so you that pink lamborghini you had been eyeing?

clary: omg omg omg yes!!!

jace: well i got you a toothbrush in the same colour

jace: we can share it ;)

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u know that moment when ur both really really thirsty but also u really really need to pee??? like what do u do pee or drink water? lord help what kind of decision is this and why have our bodies been constructed to have to make a choice

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(not related to tsc) i’m sorry but i will never get over this scene

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alec: you were absolutely wasted last night

jace: no i wasn't!

alec: you dug up the institute's garden

alec: because, and i quote, "fuck farmville"

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diego: i'm breaking up with you

zara: whatever! you'll never find someone like me!

diego: that's the point!

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kit: you remind me of something

zara: what?

kit: monday

zara: why?

kit: no one likes you

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emma: your jokes remind me of harambe and 2016

zara: because everyone misses them?

emma: no because they're sad and dead

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diego: i'm going out tomorrow with some girls, maybe i should buy some condoms to use as protection

mark: don't worry, your face is your strongest protection

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raphael: how do you keep an idiot in suspense?

simon: idk, how?

simon:

simon: hello?

simon: how????

simon: answer me-

simon: oh

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Hi!!! We’re friends now

hi friend!! what’s up?

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clary: i'm leaving you

jace: what? no! why??

clary: you keep pretending to be a transformer and it's goddamn annoying

jace: no! wait, clary i can-

clary: don't fucking say it-

jace: i can change

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clary's mundane friends: so, what do you do for a living?

clary: i hunt and kill demons

clary's mundane friends: what? demons don't even exist

clary: have you ever seen one?

clary's mundane friends: ...no?

clary: you're fucking welcome