incorrectgreendale - Tumblr blog

[incorrectgreendale]

01/?? the study group’s instagram

↳ troy barnes

[incorrectgreendale]

Troy: I'm a grown man.

Jeff: Says the guy with a Hello Kitty waffle iron.

[incorrectgreendale]

Abed: [eating a cinnamon roll]

Troy: It’s like cannibalism.

Abed: [confused chewing noises]

[incorrectgreendale]

Annie: [sneaks in through the window at 2 AM]

Abed, flicking on the light and turning around in his chair: So, where were you?

Annie: I - I was with Troy!

Troy, turning around in his chair: Want to try again?

[incorrectgreendale]

Jeff: Troy, that girl wants to buy you a drink.

Troy: Really? But I already have a drink.

Troy: Do you think she’d buy me mozzarella sticks?

[incorrectgreendale]

Troy: Do I have to go to medical school if I just want to be the person who yells “WE’RE LOSING HIM!”?

Annie: Troy.

Troy: Yeah?

Annie: Go to fucking sleep.

[incorrectgreendale]

Troy, to Shirley: Just texted 'correctomundo' to Jeff but because it's Monday I deliberately changed it to 'correctomonday'. Just nice to remind myself I can still be fun.

Jeff, to Pierce: Troy just texted me "correctomundo" but because it's Monday he changed it to "correctomonday". What a fucking idiot.

[incorrectgreendale]

Troy: I'm quick at math.

Annie: Okay, what's 38 times 76?

Troy: 24.

Annie: That's not even close.

Troy: But it was quick.

[incorrectgreendale]

Jeff, holding the door open for Annie: After you.

Annie: No, after you.

Jeff: I insist, after you.

Pierce, pushing past both of them: After me.

[incorrectgreendale]

Troy, flexing: You see these arms?

Troy: Wii Sports Resort.

[incorrectgreendale]

Annie: [diligently doing his work, listening to instrumental music, very focused]

Troy, upside down in a desk chair: Do you think stars have feelings?

[incorrectgreendale]

The Dean: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Britta: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Annie: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.

Shirley: See this little scar on my arm? I got that when my boys dug their nails into my arm during a sad movie.

Chang: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in kindergarten.

Abed: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.

Troy: I have a few scars on my arm from crashing my skateboard.

Jeff:

Jeff: I have emotional scars.

[incorrectgreendale]

The Dean: I never considered you a rival.

Chang: I never considered you at all.

The Dean: ...Now that's just hurtful.

[incorrectgreendale]

Troy: Morning, Abed.

Abed: Taste this.

Troy: Hmm...oh it's awful! What's the matter with it?

Abed: It’s expired. But sometimes it’s good after the date, I just wanted to check.

[incorrectgreendale]

Annie: How high are you?

Britta, absolutely stoned: I’m not high, you’re just short.

[incorrectgreendale]

Jeff: Things have actually been going really well with Troy, our friendship is in a really good place.

Jeff: Last week he said, "did you know the wiener dog is neither a wiener nor a dog?" Instead of saying, "shut up, Troy" I said, "okay".

[incorrectgreendale]

Abed: [clicks pen]

Troy: [clicks pen in response]

Pierce: Stop that.

Troy: Stop what?

Pierce: You’re talking about me in Morse code.

Abed: Yeah, that’s what we’re doing. In our very limited free time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.

Abed to Annie, later on that evening: That’s...exactly what we did.