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Worick: I know what I’m doing!

Nicolas: Worick, not even God knows what you’re doing.

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Marco: Due to circumstances beyond my control-

Galahad: Impulsivity and inattention to detail.

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Nina, to Worick: This is not you. You’re not a murderer.

Nicolas: He killed Miles.

Nina: I know, but I’m saying deep down.

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Nicolas: No, it would be against my moral compass.

Dr. Theo: Your moral compass is a fucking roulette wheel!

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Worick: I’m not totally useless. I can always be used as a bad example.

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Dr. Theo: Have you not listened to anything I’ve said?

Nicolas: I certainly haven’t, but I didn’t think you’d noticed.

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Worick: It seems like bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Dr. Theo: Worick, you don’t have bad luck. The reason why bad things happen to you is because you’re a dumbass.

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Worick: There’s something I’ve got to get off my chest.

Alex: Is it your shirt? Please say no.

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Chad: You have the right to remain–

Cody: A loser!

Chad: Nice. But now, legally, I have to start over.

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Nicolas: Doc, I know you think you’re helping, but you’re not.

Dr. Theo: I don’t think I’m helping.

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Nicolas, handing over sheet of paper: Don’t worry, I have a permit.

Cody, reading sheet of paper: ... This just says 'I do what I want'.

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Nicolas: I don’t know what to say.

Worick: Just be yourself. Say something nice.

Nicolas: Which one? I can’t do both.

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Nina: My dad says a criminal is a criminal.

Doug: Your dad lacks an appreciation of the finer points of bad behavior.

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Nicolas: He died of natural causes.

Alex: You pushed him down the stairs.

Nicolas: Gravity's natural.

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Nicolas: Based on statistical evidence, I am immortal.

Dr. Theo: How so?

Nicolas: Haven’t died yet.

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Worick: Hey, did you guys know that a group of fish is called a family?

Alex: Yeah! A group of lions is called a pride!

Nicolas: A group of crows is called a murder.

Dr. Theo: And a group of people is called a migraine.