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Fizz: This brings back memories. I loved playing doctor as a child. *flashback* child!Fizz, to child!Blitz: The cancer has spread. Get your house in order. child!Blitz: (dramatic gasp)
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Fizz: Hey, babe- whoa. Ozzie: *watching tv, crying softly* Fizz: Did the documentary mention another bird that mates for life? Ozzie: *nodding, weeping*
#helluva boss#fizzmodeus#fizzarozzie#fizzarolli#helluva boss asmodeus#//because deep down ozzie is a softie
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Lucifer: Do something with your personal life that would make a 1950's straight white christian man angry. Ozzie: I'm already the sin of Lust and dating a male imp. What more do you want? Lucifer: I dunno, get creative I'm not doing your job for you.
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Fizz: When I die, how much will you miss me? Ozzie: It’s cute that you think death can get you out of this relationship.
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Ozzie: I'm a workaholic and I am 100% okay with being married to my work. Fizz: *appears* Ozzie: That one is mine, no one touches him! You touch him, you will regret it!
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(after the trial) Ozzie: Are you okay? Fizz: I'm fine. Ozzie: Is "I'm fine," Fizz for "I'm really not fine at all,"? Fizz: Why do you ask? Ozzie: Because I'm fine too.
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Ozzie: That’s why… Fizz, you’re not even listening. Fizz: I am listening! Ozzie: Fizzy-frog, you're staring at my ass. Fizz: In my defense, it's staring at me.
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//Hey so I'm gonna do quotes but...I also have no idea what to watch. I have: Netflix, Max, Prime video, Paramount, Tubi, Peackock, Disney +, and Discovery +....so if anyone has any good recommendations (movie or show) feel free to let me know
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Asmodeus: Toss me my keys. Fizzarolli: *throws a Sinsmas tree out the window* Asmodeus: I said my keys. Fizzarolli: I thought you said Sinsmas tree. Asmodeus: Why the fuck would I say Sinsmas tree?
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//Sidebar I can't believe y'all have unlocked my tragic backstory, I guess this makes us all besties now.
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// Also hi! I am an Octavia defender now and forever. Mainly because, and this is about to get real personal here besties but. At a certain time in my life, I was Octavia.
My dad was the Stella, and my mom was the Stolas. My parents didn't have a good marriage, but they kept it behind closed doors so me and my sisters couldn't tell. On the outside, they were happy, but on the inside...my mom was not happy. My dad was also, like Stella very temperamental, abusive both emotionally and physically ((to me and my sisters he never hit my mom)), did not have a good grip on his emotions, and he drank...a lot. Eventually they did separate. My dad always thought they'd get together, my mom meanwhile found someone else and well...got together with him. She would meet him in secret, and well.....yeah it was basically like Stolas and Blitz.
But.
My mom, told us. She talked to us, about what happened behind those closed doors, the reason for the separation, the reason why she found someone else. Something that, I don't think Stolas ever did. So, my sisters and i chose my mom in the end.
Octavia is not watching Helluva Boss, she doesn't know what the audience does. All she knows is her father chose someone else, and she doesn't understand why because she doesn't have the whole story. I say this because I see people already hating on her and saying how she should have known but. Speaking as someone whose been in that position, you don't know what you don't know. When people hide things really well....how was she to know? Ok sure make the argument that Stella isn't exactly being.....discrete, but again Octavia doesn't know anything.
Soooo yeah all that to say, I understand Octavia and I will defend my precious Owlette.
BY THE WAY
If we can understand Fizzarolli being mad at Blitz all these years. Surely we can understand the seventeen year old girl.
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//Octavia Goetia the princess of stars that you are, I love you so much
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// How do you pronounce ‘yogirt’? I’ve been pronouncing it ‘yo-geer’ the ‘t’ is silent lol
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Fizz: (trying to convince Ozzie to come on a mission) C'mon Ozzie, Blitz said it would be fun, besides whens the last time you let loose and made humans sin? Ozzie: Fizz, I'm a Deadly sin, a ruler of Hell I don't have time to make humanity....sin....hm.
#helluva boss#fizzarozzie#fizzmodeus#fizzarolli#helluva boss asmodeus#//ozzie hasnt been to the human world since ye old bible times
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Fizz, slamming a package onto the kitchen counter: I got the steak from the freezer. Ozzie: Why do you have chocolate on your face? Fizz: It was under a chocolate pie. Ozzie: So you ate your way through it? Fizz: I made a judgment call, Oz. You weren’t there.
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Fizzarozzie Child: I need advice Ozzie: With what? Fizzarozzie Child: With love. How did you know you were in love with Dad? Ozzie: … (looks at Fizz) It's a long story.....you may wanna sit down
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