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Hi, I love you! Take care of yourself today, ok? The battle isn't over, votes are still being counted, and even if Trump does win. You're still gonna be here, you're still gonna make it. I love you.

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Ozzie: (to the kids) New rule, whenever one of you starts giving me attitude I'm gonna start hitting on dad. (looks to Fizz) Hey there sugar, how you doin baby? Fizz:: (trying not to laugh, as the kids are moaning and groaning in the background) Ozzie: How you feel about another child? Fizz: No Ozzie: I could rub your shoulders good night Fizz: No Ozzie: (growls seductively and makes kissy noises at Fizz)[turns to the kids] Are we gonna adjust the attitudes? Kids: Yes! Ozzie: Are we gonna clean without crying or fighting? Kids: Yes! Fizz: (trying not to laugh) Ozzie: From now on, you give me attitude, I hit on daddy. The worse your attitudes are, the more Fizzy-frog blushes Fizz: Ozzie, stop (giggles) Ozzie: (to Fizz) Mi amor, mi caliente,(makes kissy noises)Do you wanna imagine what I said? Kids: No! Ozzie: So the next time I tell you to do dishes, you will do dishes without fighting or I will hit on dad.In front of you, loudly. I could start kissing, I love kisses. Kids: We're sorry! Ozzie: You'd better be sorry! This is gentle parenting with malicious intent!I know you would have rather I sent you to your rooms, but this is better for me. Have you learned your lesson? Kids: Yes! Ozzie: Good, now run along, so daddy and I can have some alone time. Kids(run away) Fizz: (laughs as Ozzie snuggles up to him)

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"And if you ever come in here again with a goddamn opinion (demon voice) I will shove it so far up your ass, you'll never see the light of day again!" - Ozzie to Valentino

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Ozzie: Ok ready? *steps out of the shadows, showing Fizz his full frightening demonic appearance* Fizz: So, um, you ever just randomly discover a new fetish?

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Ozzie: A? Fizzaroxzzie Child: Abomination. Ozzie: B? FOC: Blasphemy? Ozzie: C? FOC: Contrition. Ozzie: D? FOC: Damnation? Ozzie: E? FOC: ETERNAL damnation! Ozzie: Clever (gives kiss on the cheek like a proud papa).

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"So, you guys can’t get along unless you think I’m going to kill you?" - Lucifer (to Ozzie and Mammon)

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Fizz: *falls asleep on Ozzie's chest* Ozzie: Oh, happiness, I haven't seen you in a while.

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Fizz: Fall in love with someone who looks sexy while disappointed. Ozzie: *sighs and shakes his head* Fizz: See?

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Fizz: Thanks, Babe. You’re the best Ozzie: No problem, anytime [They hug] Blitz: [watching from afar behind a bush with binoculars] Now... kiss

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Ozzie: Of course I care about all the sins equally. Fizz: Heaven attacked a few months back. Ozzie: Is Lucifer okay??? Fizz: (trying not to laugh)

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Ozzie: Ugh, I’m so tired. I didn’t get a lick of sleep last night. Fizz: You know, if you can’t sleep it usually means someone is thinking about you. Ozzie: Who would be thinking about me at 3 am? Fizz: *gay panic*

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Fizz: How does this outfit look? Ozzie: Amazing! I wish I could pull that off. Fizz: Go ahead.

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Fizz: Do you like my top? Blitz, staring at Ozzie: He's alright. Fizz and Ozzie: *chokes*

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Meet Tonchis

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//After rewatching Nightmare Before Christmas...Fizz and Ozzie are so Jack and Sally coded

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//Y'ALL!!! I was looking through my blog, and I remembered this AU I did! Helluva Maniacs, where basically Yakko, Wakko, and Dot are adopted by Millie and Moxxiee! Obvi I havent updated it since mid season 1. Before Ozzie's, but after the Striker episode! Lol I may revamp it if I feel like it but Im not sure

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Ozzie: Fizz, come here, it's time to open your Sinsmas present! Fizz: *appears, wearing nothing but a bow, and winks seductively* Ozzie: On second thought, maybe I should open my gift first...