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the SECOND Ferd feels confident enough to tell the others that he's caught feelings for Val, they drag him into the ER to get his eyes checked because THERE'S JUST NO WAY IN HELL

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flower (not so) bull 💙

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borderline culture is i’m so sanitized I may as well not exist. I don’t express opinions if anyone might disagree on any level. I don’t express feelings that aren’t on my pre-approved list of feelings that don’t upset people. I don’t talk about my life because no one should have to do emotional labor for me. If I ever open up I close back up the instant they respond no matter how they do it. I never say no. No wonder no one loves me. I’m blandly, inoffensively nothing.

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"I FELL IN LOVE WITH A DEMON LORD AND WERE DESTINED TO RUIN EACH OTHER" my dragon quest builders 2 BL comic 🫣

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Ferdinand is the type of guy who would wear a "my bloodline ends with me" t-shirt

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i sobbed my eyes out

Why you should watch "The Deer King" (2021)

It's beautiful

He's not emphasized well in the marketing because most of it is Van and Yuna, but the actual deuteragonist of the film is Dr. Hohsalle, and he's beautiful. Imagine Xie Lian but he's a doctor. This isn't subtext, in the books the narrative switches POVs between them (well between Van, Makokan, and Hohsalle). Van and Yuna's relationship is still important obviously, but it kind of took over the marketing entirely for whatever reason (I think because they sort of animated a book illustration featuring them). DO NOT BE FOOLED

The music is a bit random but lovely. The credits song destroyed me.

It's kind of like Princess Mononoke in a lot of ways but more focused on lots of pyuika (flying deer), rebellion, and dealing with a disease outbreak. Still important themes of found families, imperialism, assimilation, and erasure of local beliefs and groups. Also if you like Sword of the Stranger, this is kind of that but with deer and wolves instead of swords and a Shiba Inu.

Did I mention Hohsalle I don't think I mentioned Hohsalle (here's some GIFs because I don't think I mentioned him)

Did you like Seirei no Moribito? Uehashi Nahoko, the same person who wrote that, wrote this (well the books it's based on), and it's pretty similar, just with a dad and a daughter this time, and a higher budget. Epic fantasy films based on books written by women 11/10.

Seriously he's right there imagine I'm Kuzco circling him a lot

It's really a very pretty film and a good time. The fight scenes are great.

How many epic fantasy films do you know that star hot doctors

Spoilers under the cut

Seriously it's gay AF please watch

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Guapo: Sorry I'm late. I broke down on my way here.

Bones: do you need help fixing your car?

Guapo: ...Car?

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Valiente: Quick! Give me something blunt!

Maquina: You have deep rooted anger issues.

Valiente: An object, Maquina!!!!

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Tess is very very determined and nothing is going to stop her from doing what she wants.

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Au where Rafael and Lucita are still alive

Ferdinand: i was concieved during a Duran Duran concert?!

Lucita:...it was not during the concert, it was after.

Ferdinand: in the CAR?!?!?

Rafael, from the kitchen: The seats were folded aaaaall the way back! *wink*

Ferdinand, burying his face in his hands: Oh-! Images!!

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It's my life and I decide how to cope with cinematic traumas with crossovers

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEET BOY

happy birthday to the super evil devilish MARLON BORGHESEEEE ψ(｀∇´)ψ

enjoy a totally spoilerless celebratory art from meeee (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) or, well, marlon himself!!!! (.n ᴗ n.) he truly is the evilest!!! ψ(｀∇´)ψ mwahahaaa!!!

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collab with this queen @thepeachushka 💋

little glam and ches after 10 ep

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vickybrained

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Their dynamic in a nutshell 😎❤️

I couldn't for the life of me find the original meme :(

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I’ve been losing my mind about The Ocean Saga from Epic:The Musical for like a couple days (weeks) and I have to say there’s a couple things I especially love

In “Keep Your Friends Close” Odysseus works so god damn hard to make sure no one can fuck up his chance to get back to his family. He dispels the treasure rumours immediately, tells the crew it’s the storm trapped in the bag, and still stays awake for NINE DAYS to make sure no one touches it.

Despite that, when he falls asleep and the bag is opened, the crew opens it and unleashes the storm. You can HEAR his desperation in the “NO” and yet and YET he focuses on the situation. “Help me close the bag!” “But sir it’s too late!” “We can keep whatever wind it left to use another day, COME ON!”

Despite the fact that these people betrayed them and they might all die he still pushes it aside to make sure they survive before he does anything else. Beyond that, he trusts them to help him, or at least, trusts in their desire to be alive

Also if someone fucked up the journey that badly and I tried to fix it and they’re like UHHHH ITS TOO LATE I’d shove that bitch overboard and be like anyone else want to be fatalist??? No??? Get the fuck to work

Also “OOOODYSSEUS OF ITHACAAAA” like a wrestler was amazing

And Poseidon being like “apologise for hurting my son and I’ll let you go alive” and Odysseus, gaslighter extraordinaire, said okay but have you considered I didn’t wanna hurt him and didn’t mean it

“We’re in the home of the wind god!” “You don’t know for sure-” “how many floating islands have you seen before?” We love a bitch with an attitude

“Eurylochous grab the harpoons- as many as you can find” “what do you have in mind?” “We’re gonna shoot for the sky” “WHAT?”

“Any last words?” “ALL I GOTTA DO IS OPEN THIS BAG” “WHAT-“ KING I LOVE YOU AND YOUR FUCKING SCHEMES

and I’m so obsessed with the music the music of this saga has been playing in my head on a LOOP I’m frothing at the mouth over it