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this blog is so dead lmfao

anyways how are y’all?

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I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me.

Shivering Soldier

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Tommy: The floor is lava!

Peter: *helps George onto the counter*

Alex: *kicks Gibson off the sofa*

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Alex: You've been giving Gibson a lot of attention lately.

Tommy: He's sick.

Alex: I'm sick, too.

Tommy: Then go to the hospital.

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I just wanted to say that I completely love your work, and thank you so much for putting in the effort and the time into it!

i’m-

thank you, that’s the nicest thing that anyone has said to me for weeks

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Collins: Let's all have some champagne to celebrate!

George: I'm underage!

Collins: Oh, right, here's a silly straw.

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Farrier: I have decided that I am, in fact, a snack. People aren't just hungry.

Collins: *under his breath* I'm fucking starving.

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Commander Bolton: How many children you have, Mr. Dawson?

Mr. Dawson: Biologically, legally or emotionally? Because there is a difference.

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When u post it always brings joy to me

oh god, it’s too late to answer this but thank you!!!!

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Tommy: *hanging a picture on the wall* Am I straight?

Alex: How many times do I have to say it, no.

Tommy: I meant the picture.

Alex: *looks to see it’s of Tommy and Philippe kissing on their wedding day* No.

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Peter: What lies at the bottom of the channel and twitches?

Mr Dawson: Peter that is highly inappropriate! We are on our way to Dunkirk, into war!

Peter: A nervous wreck-

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George: Mr. Soldier sir, will you check under my bed for monsters?

Shivering Soldier: Listen kid, I appreciate your confidence in me, but if there is a monster under there it's gonna kill us both.

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Tommy: *staring at Gibson with hearts in his eyes* He’s so perfect.

Gibson: *reading the back of a cake mix box* What the fuck is a canola?

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Collins:*just sitting there doing absolutely nothing while looking like a ray of sunshine*

Farrier: *gesturing vaguely at Collins while staring into the camera* I mean, wouldn't you!?

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Farrier: Collins is late.

George: How did this happen? I called him at 8 this morning and pretended it was 11.

Peter: I printed up that fake schedule that said we were starting at 9 instead of noon.

Farrier: I set all of his watches and clocks to say AM what it's really PM.

George: Oh no, we may have overdone it.

*meanwhile*

Collins: WHAT THE HELL TIME IS IT?!?!?!

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Peter: *texting* Good morning, dad. Let's get this bread!

Mr. Dawson: *texting back* Please send me a picture of the bread you want. I will see if the store has it. Love you.