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[ Dick swinging a lightsaber in the dark ]
Barbara, sighing: So this is what my husband does at night.
Barbara: He thinks he's a jedi.
Barbara: Hey babe, whatcha doin'?
Dick: I WAS PRACTICING!
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bat texts: dick & roy
Roy: WHAT U GONNA DO
Roy: aRREST ME
Dick: you'd like the handcuffs too much
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Dick: If my girlfriend thinks she can just bat her cute lil eyes at me and get whatever she wants, she's absolutely right
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bat texts: dick & jason
Dick: Guess what I'm about to get
Jason: on my nerves
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bat texts: dick & babs
Dick: hey hey
Dick: do you know what bees make?
Barbara: honey?
Dick: yes dear?
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Jason: Sometimes I think you talk just to make sounds.
Dick: Sometimes I do.
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Dick: I mean, sure, I have my bad days.
Dick: But then I remember what a cute smile I have.
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Jason: One word: payback.
Dick: That's two words.
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bat texts: dick & jason
Jason: You make me so angry so quickly
Jason: It's remarkable
Dick: OMG I LITERALLY ONLY SAID 6 WORDS
Jason: Yet here I am boiling with hate
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Tim: I'll pour hot coffee on you.
Dick: Knowing me, I might like it.
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Dick: Are you serious right now?
Jason: aRE yOU seRioUs RiGhT nOw
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Jason: You callin' me a liar?
Dick: Well, I ain't callin' you a truther!
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Jason: You're really campaigning for Asshole of the Year, aren't you?
Dick: As defending champion, are you nervous?
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Dick: What are we doing?
Roy: Wasting our lives.
Dick: I meant for lunch.
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bat texts: dick & tim
Dick: hey bro
Tim: Yeah bro?
Dick: Did you hear about Maya Hee?
Tim: Maya who?
Dick: Maya Haha
Tim: Why
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Dick: Now I'm telling my friend about how you killed that guy.
Harley: It was for love!
Dick: Cool motive, still murder.
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Jason: Give me one good reason why I shouldn't shoot you in the face.
Dick: I'm driving.
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