theycallmespider
Call me Spider
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20s | they/them exculsivelyI play a fair amount of games on either my Xbox or Switch.Please, call me Spider
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theycallmespider · 6 days ago
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i painted kiesling again! havent posted my halo ocs in a while i hope everyone missed him
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theycallmespider · 11 days ago
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how it feels to fight lawbringer
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theycallmespider · 13 days ago
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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????
I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.
Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?
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theycallmespider · 13 days ago
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Riolu found big cool stick
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theycallmespider · 16 days ago
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My personal headcanon for Ash Ketchum has always been that regardless of if his dream ever came true he'd never truly stop traveling and learning. Because despite "becoming a pokemon master" being his goal if you actually sit down and watch like Any episode of Pokemon the thing that always holds true is his curiosity and desire to learn everything he possibly can related to pokemon. And he'll try anything to! He did contests and the battle frontier. He'd do those silly little shows with Serena if they'd let him.
So I like to imagine him continuing on in life as this nomad who people don't automatically recognize as anyone important ya know? Just this goofy guy going from place to place always lending a helping hand and hes got a cute lil pikachu on him. And hes often lost somewhere with a friend just exploring the woods to see if he'll find anything cool. Ya know, as hes always been, but older now. And its only once hes drifted once more do you maybe stumble into an article on the pokeweb about him and are like... that guy??
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theycallmespider · 20 days ago
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theycallmespider · 20 days ago
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IT'S HERE!!! IT'S ANOTHER HALO BIRTHDAY INTERGALACTIC HOLIDAY!!!!!
HUMANITY'S MOST POWERFUL ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE. THE BRAIN BEHIND SAVING THE GALAXY. THE ONE AND ONLY.
THE KEEPER OF OUR HERO. HIS CONFIDANTE, HIS EYES AND EARS, HIS SWORD AND SHIELD.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO CORTANA!!!!!!!!!!!!
TODAY IS HER -525TH BIRTHDAY!!!!
Everyone wish our girl a happy birthday right now!!!!!
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theycallmespider · 22 days ago
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come closer. I am the nonthreatening magician who travels with your party. my marker has disappeared from your minimap for no reason, but I can't imagine anything bad will happen after you step far enough towards me to initiate this cutscene
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theycallmespider · 24 days ago
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Here’s a link to the survey for the Wilds Open Beta btw.
I too feel the absence of the players’ home within the world, within the setting, and then the part of the world where the gameplay happens. Having only started playing the franchise with MH4U, I feel like we have had some good examples of the merging of hub areas and gameplay before. Emphasis on BEFORE Wilds.
The separation of the hunt and the hub area has always been one of the most important parts of the series for me.
I hope things are different in the final product.
even putting shit like performance issues aside (which i shouldn't,) Monster Hunter Wilds' beta is a phenomenal example of how well-intentioned decisions made in pursuit of an idealized version of a power fantasy can actually completely shatter that power fantasy
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theycallmespider · 24 days ago
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i like seeing like non-sexualized designs of "what if this character grew up" or "this older character in their younger years" it's literally so fucking cool to see
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theycallmespider · 25 days ago
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I’m normal about Fang(alter) I SWEAR
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theycallmespider · 26 days ago
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have you thought about this recently
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theycallmespider · 26 days ago
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theycallmespider · 1 month ago
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showin the newbie around~~
context: https://www.tumblr.com/strange-and-artistic/763847055428009984/what-if-the-creepers-were-the-previous-generation
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theycallmespider · 1 month ago
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what if the creepers were the previous generation of villager’s defense system that were replaced by the more advanced iron golems causing these units to be abandoned and left to rust and overgrown with moss
with the operating system deteriorating with time, these units no longer function properly, becoming a hunk of metal filled with explosive faulty electrical components wandering the earth, becoming a hostile mob themselves
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theycallmespider · 2 months ago
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This English teacher translated Capcom’s Monster Hunter language, and it only took 2,000 hours (msn.com)
Just thought anyone would be interested in this.
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theycallmespider · 2 months ago
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✨It says Faggot. that’s me!✨
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