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Bella: What's the first thing you notice when a man approaches you?

Helen: The audacity.

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Munch: I hate feeling ostrich-sized.

Jasper: What?

Munch: You know, like a freaky outsider. The way an ostrich feels around regular birds.

Chuck E: Oh my god.

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Chuck E: Munch, did you eat my strawberry cake?

Munch: Is there still some on my face?

Chuck E: No.

Munch: Then I didn't.

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Pasqually: Hey, don't walk away! I wasn't done talking!

Jasper: Well, I was done listening to you.

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Jasper: Commence operation child endangerment!

ROSE: Commencing.

Chuck E: Could we maybe not call it that.

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Helen: You've ingested a dangerous amount of alcohol.

Chuck E: The only dangerous amount of alcohol is none.

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Justin: I'm going to destroy your happiness, whatever the cost!

Chuck E: My happiness?

Chuck E: Am I happy?

Mike: I wouldn't know that!

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Chuck E: I'm going to bed, it's been a long day.

Munch: You've been up for 3 hours.

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Jasper: Has anyone ever told you to just keep your mouth shut?

Pasqually: Everyone. All the time.

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Helen: What's the signal when something goes wrong?

Chuck E: We yell, 'oh shit'.

Japser: … That'll work.

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Pasqually: Don't worry, Jasper! Any shadowy figure coming after you will have to get through me first!

Jasper: And I'll treasure those three extra seconds.

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Pasqually: Why isn't the oven heating up? Is it broken? Did we forget to pay the gas bill?

Jasper: Of course we paid the gas bill. I remember because it ended with a 69 and Chuck E tried to give me a high-five.

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Munch: I'm getting a brain scan today.

Jasper: To check if you have one?

Munch: Thank you so much for your concern and support.

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Pasqually: “See? She thinks I’m funny.”

Jasper: “I suppose, statistically, someone has to.”

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Helen: “Ready to slide through this window, Chuck E?”

Chuck E: “Look, I know I’m here because I’m height impaired and, uh, size challenged, and uhhh...”

Munch: “Small.”

Chuck E: “Eh ah heh, we don’t like that word too much. You should know that I have many talents, uh that can be of service. For instance; muh skills.”

Chuck E: *Does karate poses*

Jasper: “It looks very much like you’re about to do the robot.”

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Helen: "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, right?"

Chuck E: "Mathematically, no. But I do know what you're saying."

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Ronnie: "We have fun, don’t we, Nigel?"

Nigel: "I have never been more stressed out in my entire life."