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Incorrect Castlevania Quotes
For anyone who didn't play the games, but loved the series. Like me! Or if you love Castlevania and you're ok with these quotes basically being only about the series.
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Trevor: I'm the kind of guy that likes to think things through
Sypha: since when? I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire
#castlevania#castlevania tv#castlevania netflix#trevor belmont#sypha belnades#b4 anyone says anything. i bave NOT seen tbe new season yet#and if u spoil it for me. i will shred everythhing u own ♥️#i love u all and thank u foe supporting this blog ♥️
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Alucard: How do you get anything done if all you do is argue with each other?
Trevor: We don't! That's part of our charm! Quit fucking it up!
#submission#castlevania#castlevania netflix#source: red vs blue#alucard#adrian tepes#trevor belmont#ty for the submission!#submission by trixxtersrat#trixxtersrat
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#howdy yall#castlevania#castlevania tv#castlevania netflix#trevor belmont#alucard#adrian tepes#sypha#sypha belnades
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Alucard: I am perhaps already the undead, hauling my body around this mortal realm, haunted by the souls of the damned and the hungry who feast on my muscles and bones until I shall be dragged to hell once more
Sypha, just trying to give him a band-aid: ...once again, i don't know where that is on the 1-10 pain scale
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Trevor: how do I tell if the water's boiling?
Alucard: try sticking your hand in it
Trevor: ok thanks
Trevor: wait
#castlevania#castlevania tv#trevor belmont#alucard#adrian tepes#i spent so long going back n forth on whether or not to mKe it alucard or sypha..#i decided alucard was more likely to try inflict bodily harm onto trevor#but read it as interchangeable tbh they both work
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Trevor: hey do you think I can fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
Sypha: you are a hazard to society.
Alucard: and a coward. do twenty
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Sypha: I hate it when people use big words to look smart without even knowing what they mean.
Trevor: I photosynthesize with this.
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Trevor: We dream of summertime in the winter. We yearn for winter in the summer. What fatal flaw has God injected the human psyche with? Why must we always strive for the things furthest away from us?
Sypha: Are you okay??
Trevor: My feet are cold as FUCK
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bold of you to assume i have self-control
#i run a castlevania blog this is just jn case i get anyone in the inbox talking abt the new season lol#and ofc i have no self control#not a quote#mod speaks
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NO ONE SPOIL CASTLEVANIA FOR ME OR I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND GLUE PEBBLES INSIDE OF EVERY PAIR OF SHOES YOU OWN
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Barmaid: Trevor, you're a bit of a loose cannon.
Trevor: Nah, I'm more of a reckless renegade. Sypha's a loose cannon.
Sypha: [smashes a chair]
#im sypha#dont @ me if u think this is ooc idgaf i thot it was funny#castlevania#castlevania tv#trevor belmont#sypha belnades#i dont forgive any of u for the 600+ notes on that alucard post#why.
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@shinysoroka i swear to fuckiNG GOD
Alucard: welcome, everyone. today i will be trying human beauty products.
Alucard: [takes bite directly out of bar of soap]
Alucard: well right off the bat i can tell you this one is not very good
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Alucard: welcome, everyone. today i will be trying human beauty products.
Alucard: [takes bite directly out of bar of soap]
Alucard: well right off the bat i can tell you this one is not very good
#ive returned. with a shitpost. did u miss me#alucard#adrian tepes#source: twitter#castlevania#castlevania tv
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Trevor: [drunk] Hey, who’d win in a fight, me or a gorilla?
Alucard: Gorilla.
Trevor: No, me VERSUS Gorilla.
Sypha: Gorilla.
Trevor: No, but in a contest.
Alucard: Gorilla.
Trevor: But in a competition.
Sypha: Um… Gorilla.
Trevor: You don’t get it. [continues to drink]
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Sypha: Well, I warned you.
Trevor: You did.
Sypha: But did you listen?
Trevor: No.
Sypha: Do you ever listen?
Trevor: No.
Sypha: Are you listening now?
Trevor: No.
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Sypha: I wanted to talk to you about something last night that really upset me.
Trevor: Okay, but in my defense, the vampire bet me that I couldn't eat all that soap.
Sypha: That's not what I wanted to- you ate soap?
#castlevania#castlevania tv#sypha belnades#trevor belmont#source: brooklyn nine nine#for anyone whos thinking hey wait they didnt have soap back then#i did my research and they basically just used lye soap if they ever bathed#im defending my right to make trevor a soap eater
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