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Booker DeWitt: Everybody shut up, I am thinking.

Rosalind Lutece, patting him on the back: Well, don’t think too hard. I wouldn’t want you to hurt yourself.

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Jack Ryan: I just want someone to take me out.

Atlas: Like on a date or with a sniper?

Jack Ryan: Surprise me.

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Andrew Ryan: I have a great memory. Name one time I forgot something.

Jack Ryan: You forgot me in a McDonalds parking lot.

Andrew Ryan: I did that on purpose.

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If I keep my body moving, and my mind occupied at all times, I will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair.

Jack Ryan, probably

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Atlas (about Jack): He did, however, get hit by a bullet. Just mentioning it.

Tenenbaum: He was shot?

Atlas: No. Someone threw a bullet at him.

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Booker DeWitt: I’m sorry, guys. We’re gonna die and it’s all my fault.

Daisy Fitzroy: No, it was me with my incessant "do it, do it, do it, do it"s. That’s what made you do it.

Elizabeth Comstock: Neither one of you is to blame. It was both of you. You both killed us.

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Daisy Fitzroy: Are you Booker DeWitt?

Booker DeWitt: I have a feeling I'm gonna regret this but yes.

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Atlas: I'm not paranoid.

Atlas: Who said I was?

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Elizabeth: I don’t think you should drink any more coffee.

Daisy Fitzroy: Coffee cures depression.

Elizabeth: I don’t think it works that way...

Daisy Fitzroy: More espresso, less depresso.

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Elizabeth Comstock: Are you gay?

Daisy Fitzroy: No.

Elizabeth: You can tell me.

Daisy: I’m not.

Sophia Lamb: Go ahead and tell them, darling.

Elizabeth: I’m gay.

Elizabeth: Sophia is gay.

Elizabeth: Jack is gay.

Jack Ryan: Bye.

Elizabeth: Oh, sorry, Jack is bi.

Jack: No, I’m leaving for the day.

Jack: I’m gay.

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Booker DeWitt: Where are you going?

Daisy Fitzroy: To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I’ll decide in the car.

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Rosalind Lutece: I don’t care if you don’t like space puns, I like space puns.

Robert Lutece: Comet me, A.

Rosalind Lutece: Did you planet that?

Robert Lutece: Yes, and it was very spaceal.

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Booker DeWitt: I hate this feeling.

Elizabeth: Sobriety?

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Frank Fontaine, to Andrew Ryan: First of all, you’re throwing too many big words at me. Because I don’t understand them, I’m gonna take them as disrespect.

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Jack: We need to talk about-

Atlas: The building was already on fire when I got here.

Jack: What?

Atlas: What?