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Colin: Aren't you supposed to be some centuries old badass?
Laszlo: Yes, and you know how you get to be centuries old? You pick your battles.
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Nadja: To killing the Baron !
Nandor: To killing the Baron !
Laszlo: To Rihanna ! Because I love Rihanna.
#what we do in the shadows fx#nadja wwdits#nandor wwdits#laszlo wwdits#nadja#nandor#laszlo#fx#incorrect quotes
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Nick: Oh please you wouldn’t hurt a fly
Viago: You’re right ! Because a fly is an innocent creature that never knowingly did anything to anyone !
You, however, I would maim.
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Nadja: What’s it called when you kill a friend ?
Laszlo: Homiecide !
The vampiric Coucil: Murder.
Laszlo: Homiecide !
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Guillermo: We’re Great Together because we’re different.
Nandor: Yes, I am always right and you are always wrong.
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Nick: Look, I might not have been a saint, but it’s not like I killed anybody. I wasn’t an arsonist. I never found a wallet outside a bar and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived four cities away so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
Viago: Okay, that’s really specific and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.
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Nandor: Guillermo let me see what you have
Guillermo: a STAKE !!
Nandor: NO !!!
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Nick: Serial killers murder their roommates all the time and no one complains when they do it so what the fuck !
Stu: Did you kill your roommate ?
Nick: Why don’t you mind your own business ??
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Werewolves: What is it that you do exactly ?
Viago: Kick names, take ass ! *high fives Deacon*
Nick: No-
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Baron: Subtlety is key
Nadja: You are dressed like a gangsta.
#what we do in the shadows fx#baron afanas wwdits#nadja wwdits#baron afanas#nadja#fx#incorrect quotes
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Deacon: Yes, I am eating a subway employee for breakfast. Yes. Ladies calm down haha I can share if you’d like
Deacon: The ladies are 300 rats that follow me around.
Nick: They’re all ladies ? That seems statistically improbable ?
Deacon: I’m a feminist.
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Laszlo: Write ‘Nothing is set in stone’ on my gravestone as both witty pun and a subtle warning that I will be back.
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Werewolf: If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same.
Deacon, knitting: Kill two.
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Nick: If I was trapped in a club full of explosives and the only way out was to not tell anyone I was a vampire, I would die.
Deacon: How would you even get into that situation ???
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