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Wednesday: Are you suggesting that I occasionally stray away from the rulebook?

Weems: No, I'm suggesting that you do not own a copy of the rulebook and if you do, you have certainly never opened it.

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I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.

Wednesday

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Enid: Need some sleep Wednesday?

Wednesday: Um, no?

Enid: You have bags under your eyes.

Wednesday: It’s… a look I’m going for.

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Who needs Halloween makeup when you already have the dark cycles and the half dead look.

Wednesday

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Enid: *seeing Wednesday for the first time* You look like someone who will create a lot of problems for me.

Enid:

Enid: I’m kinda into that

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Enid shooting her best insult at Wednesday during their next fight: You look like someone who saw the Wikipedia Page for Serial Killers that has a note saying *this list is incomplete, you can help by completing it* and took it as both permission and a challenge.

Bold of you to assume she didn’t complete by the time she was 8

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Yoko: Enid! Have you no dignity?

Enid: Of course not! How long have we been friends?!

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Wednesday: They should hire me to shoot the holes in the donuts with my cowboy gun not ban me from the store, the ways of the old west are dieing out

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Wednesday: We're about to do the taser challenge. You want in?

Enid: What's the taser challenge?

Thing: We taser each other than drink.

Enid: How do you win?

Wednesday: What are you, a lawyer? You want in or not?

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Enid: Wednesday, status report.

Wednesday: I just need to finish these self-repairs and then off I go, killing again!

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Waitress: And what would you like?

Wednesday: I wish to devour the unborn

Enid: eggs, she wants eggs

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Wednesday: You want to know why I live alone?

Enid: Because people don’t like you?

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Wednesday: I'm well aware that I've accidentally set myself on fire and it's none of your business. I dont need your pity water either. Let me burn in peace.

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Wednesday: Keep it up, smart mouth. I’m always going to be taller than you once you’re lying unconscious on the ground.

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Wednesday: Oh dear.

Enid: Wednesday, I told you, nobody our age says ‘oh dear’.

Enid: Oh my.

Wednesday: …or that.

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Wednesday: Enid told me that if I don't find a way to react more positively to my surroundings, I'm going to die.

Wednesday:

Wednesday: So I'm going to die.

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Enid: When I eat alphabet soup, I only eat the vowels

Wednesday: Why?

Enid: Sometimes.