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Incorrect Alton Towers quotes
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incorrect-towers 1 month ago
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Artfight have started so here's my card, I'm on team Crystals this year
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Will be happy to attack other theme park ocs :)
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incorrect-towers 1 month ago
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Smiler: This should be illegal!
Galactica: It is.
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incorrect-towers 1 month ago
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Galactica, to the Big Seven: I鈥檇 die for you.
Oblivion: Then perish.
Nemesis: You will.
Smiler: Please don鈥檛.
Thirteen: Cool.
Rita: I鈥檇 die for you first.
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incorrect-towers 1 month ago
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Thirteen: I refuse to apologize for being weird or off-putting. That鈥檚 actually your problem. I鈥檓 having a fantastic time!
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incorrect-towers 1 month ago
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Rita: I鈥檓 afraid of clowns. There, I said it.
Oblivion: Rita, if you don't like clowns, why are you hanging with Smiler?
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incorrect-towers 1 month ago
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Smiler: Surgery is basically just stabbing someone to life.
Rita: Please never become a surgeon.
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incorrect-towers 1 month ago
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Oblivion: My only talent is being stress.
Galactica: Don't you mean stressed?
Oblivion: No.
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incorrect-towers 1 month ago
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Smiler: I鈥檓 quick at math.
Oblivion: Ok, what鈥檚 38 times 76?
Smiler: 24.
Oblivion: That wasn鈥檛 even close.
Smiler: But it was quick.
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incorrect-towers 1 month ago
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Rita: Isn't it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because they're annoying?
Smiler: Damn, if people did that to each other, Oblivion would've killed me years ago.
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incorrect-towers 1 month ago
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Galactica: Th-that was horrible! Your wish is horrible! You鈥檙e horrible! You鈥檙e an irredeemable monster!
Nemesis: Woah, woah! What took you so long, idiot?!
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incorrect-towers 1 month ago
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Thirteen: Ah ready for another fantastic day of being better than Rita.
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incorrect-towers 1 month ago
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Oblivion: There's nothing to do....
Galactica: You can wash the dishes you promised to wash about a week ago.
Oblivion: *pulls out their phone* Nevermind.
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incorrect-towers 2 months ago
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Hello!
Artfight is soon and I'll likely participate again this year, so :)
A lot of stuff is still wip but I hope to clean everything up by the beginning
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incorrect-towers 2 months ago
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Galactica: What鈥檚 wrong?
Smiler: I have to write a whole paragraph for the MOJ report.
Galactica: That鈥檚 not so bad; I write entire books.
Smiler: Yeah, but this has to be good.
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incorrect-towers 2 months ago
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Oblivion: Alright Rita, Thirteen. Let's go over this one more time.
Oblivion: If something breaks
Rita: We try to fix it before Galactica gets home.
Oblivion: If it doesn't work?
Thirteen: We blame Smiler.
Smiler: Seriously guys, what the hell?!
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incorrect-towers 2 months ago
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Galactica: You need to stop swearing so much.
Nemesis: Shut the fuck up.
Galactica: Yeah, that's not how you do it.
Nemesis: Alright sorry. It's just that it's hard not to swear. The words just creep up on me when I least expect it.
Galactica: Now now, don't be like that. Just replace the swear words with 'beep' and you'll be fine.
Nemesis: Shit the beep up.
Galactica:
Nemesis: SHUT, DAMMIT! I MEANT SHUT!
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incorrect-towers 2 months ago
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Rita: You're violent.
Thirteen: Yeah but I'm also short and that's adorable.
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