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Kara: Has anyone ever told you they love you?

Lena: Do my parents count?

Kara: Yes.

Lena: Then no.

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Lena + text posts

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Kara: The way I saw it I had two options. I could either go to therapy, get professional help, and work on bettering my life or I could get bangs

Alex: So you chose bangs...

Kara: Lena said she liked them.

Alex: Lena’s a liar.

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Kara: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I too weak or too strong?

Alex: You’re weak.

Nia: You’re strong.

Andrea: You’re stupid.

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Kara: I ate everything out of the fridge last night including a tub of butter.

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Do you take constructive criticism?

Kara: Only after I tried punching.

Alex: Yes but I'm gonna complain the whole time.

Lena: Straight to the closest trash bin.

J'onn: In spiritual revelation form only.

Brainy: I am a twelth level intellect, your criticism is invalid.

Nia: I absolutely do not.

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Kara: Uh, Nia, can I ask you a question?

Nia: Yeah.

Kara: Why are we laying on the ground?

Nia: You got knocked out, so I laid down next to you so people would think we’re just chillin’.

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Kara: Why are people so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I would be excited just to have a bunk bed.

Nia:

Alex:

Lena:

Nia: I’m gonna tell her.

Lena and Alex: Don’t you dare.

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Nia, very sleep deprived: *putting honey in her tea* Oh yeah, get in the leaf juice, you sexy, sexy bee sauce.

Lena: Do you take constructive criticism?

Nia: I absolutely do not.

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Kara: What’s going on? Business got you down?

Lena: Business doesn’t get me down, business gets me off.

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Kara: *ordering a cake over the phone*

Baker: And what would you like the cake to say?

Kara, covering the phone and turning to Lena: Do we want a talking cake?

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[at a sleepover]

Lena: *falling asleep*

Kara: *whispers* Lena...

Lena: *sighs*

Kara: Why would the Hamburglar steal burgers and not hams?

Lena: *sitting straight up* dammit

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Ruby: Aunt Lena, can I have a popsicle?

Lena: What did Sam say?

Ruby: She said no.

Lena: *suspicious* And what makes you think I’ll let you?

Ruby: Because she’s not the boss of you?

Lena, in her head: This is a trap this is a trap this is a trap

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Kelly: It’s unhealthy to eat past 9pm.

Nia, eating snacks at 3am: Oh, man good thing time is an illusion.

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Brainy: Friendly reminder that planet earth is a dense molten core encased in a layer of solids and therefore is, technically speaking, a ravioli.

Lena: I’m literally begging you to stop.

Kara: Wait let him finish.

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Maggie: Would you slap your sibling for $1.5 million?

Alex: I’d slap Kara for two slices of pizza and a cold drink.

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Nia: Name one time I haven’t acted professionally.

Lena: You’re holding a juice box.

Nia: It keeps me from spilling my juice.