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346 followers???? What the fuck??????
#I DONT EVEN MAKE POSTS HERE ANYMORE 😭😭#i still like south park but cmon guys… this blog’s been inactive for a year
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cartman: honestly? what if i killed you
kenny: yeah i don’t think i would like that
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butters: why do you need the scissors
kenny: to cut the baking soda in half
#incorrect quotes#south park#south park incorrect quotes#kenny mccormick#butters stotch#this is more of an inside joke i suppose
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stan: i think that all i really am is a man
clyde: yeah i bet you hold the whole world in your hand and hate the beach too huh
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stan: what’s your type
kyle: enfj
stan: no i meant like
stan: people
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Kenny: and then i was like
Kenny: “hey!”
Kenny: and then i died
Kenny: it’s a real meaningful message if you understand what i mean
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Kenny, in hell: oh no!
Kenny: anyways
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Kenny: get ready because i’m about to get ✨funky fresh✨
Kenny: *dives into a pool of acid*
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Red’s father: hey red wake up
Red: oh hey dad
Red’s father:
Red:
Red: WAIT DAD?????
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Scott: hey demons, it’s me. ya boy.
Scott’s parents:
#south park#south park incorrect quotes#scott malkinson#incorrect quotes#it’s supposed to be funny :’)
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Kenny, in a bathtub full of energy drinks: mmm yes i am feeling energized
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Stan, playing pokemon: you caught! a traumatized child!
Stan:
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Stan: oh boy, now the depression is REALLY kicking in
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Kenny, dying: well fuck me i guess
#south park#south park incorrect quotes#kenny mccormick#incorrect quotes#i think kenny is relatable therefore i’ll make a fuckton of quotes including him
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Kenny: wow, my life sucks
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Randy: i’m disowning you
Shelly: about fucking time
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Craig: hey, wait-
Clyde: no, i’m sorry. you’re gay now.
Craig: fuck
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