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346 followers???? What the fuck??????

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cartman: honestly? what if i killed you

kenny: yeah i don’t think i would like that

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butters: why do you need the scissors

kenny: to cut the baking soda in half

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stan: i think that all i really am is a man

clyde: yeah i bet you hold the whole world in your hand and hate the beach too huh

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stan: what’s your type

kyle: enfj

stan: no i meant like

stan: people

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Kenny: and then i was like

Kenny: “hey!”

Kenny: and then i died

Kenny: it’s a real meaningful message if you understand what i mean

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Kenny, in hell: oh no!

Kenny: anyways

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Kenny: get ready because i’m about to get ✨funky fresh✨

Kenny: *dives into a pool of acid*

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Red’s father: hey red wake up

Red: oh hey dad

Red’s father:

Red:

Red: WAIT DAD?????

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Scott: hey demons, it’s me. ya boy.

Scott’s parents:

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Kenny, in a bathtub full of energy drinks: mmm yes i am feeling energized

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Stan, playing pokemon: you caught! a traumatized child!

Stan:

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Stan: oh boy, now the depression is REALLY kicking in

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Kenny, dying: well fuck me i guess

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Kenny: wow, my life sucks

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Randy: i’m disowning you

Shelly: about fucking time

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Craig: hey, wait-

Clyde: no, i’m sorry. you’re gay now.

Craig: fuck