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Peter: I'm really stuck on this crossword. What's a five letter word for disappointment?
Rabastan: Peter...
Peter:
Peter: It fits.
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Gwenog: I love your hair.
Kingsley: Thank you. It's genetic and unattainable.
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Sirius: Come on. I didn't drink that much last night.
James: You were flirting with Marlene.
Sirius: So what? We're dating.
James: You asked her if she was single...
James: And started crying when she said she wasn't.
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Alecto: *throws lamp at Amycus*
Alecto: LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP!
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James: Not everyone is going to think I’m pretty, and that’s okay!
James: …
James: They’re wrong, though.
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Daisy: *sees stuffed animal on the floor next to the bed*
Daisy: Why wasn’t I a better parent?
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Sirius: “Hey, are you asleep yet?”
Remus: “Yes.”
Sirius: “Oh, okay, I won’t bother you then.”
[3 hours later]
Sirius:
Sirius: “Wait a fucking second–”
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alecto: my head hurts.
marlene: that’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.
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lucius: anything that comes out of your mouth is stupid!
regulus: lucius.
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Kingsley: [hits his hand on a table]
Kingsley: Ow! My armkle!
Remus: Your what?
Frank: His wrist.
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Nathaniel: My criminal record? The only illegal thing I've done is absolutely killing it on the dance floor!
Nathaniel: Ha! Just kidding, I've killed men
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Amelia: Oh, fiddlesticks.
Kinglsey: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let’s watch the fucking language.
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James: You love me right?
Lily: *being sarcastic* no, i don't love you.
James: *starts crying* but i thought you did.
Lily: *freaks out* NONO I DO LOVE YOU I WAS JUST BEING SARCASTIC IM SORRY-
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Antonin: I think I pulled a muscle.
Nicoli: You can’t pull what you don’t have.
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Lucius: Why are you so petty?
Amycus: You mispronounced “pretty.”
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James: Who do you love more, me or Marlene!?
Sirius: Why can't it be both?
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Barty: Are you going to drink that entire bottle of wine?
Alecto: You didn’t marry no quitter.
Barty: My Queen
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