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the fact that i know jack loves his fans and cares so much about them really hits different.

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mike: you okay stanley?

stan: in some form i am not okay, in some form no one is okay. we live in a world that is beyond our comprehension and each day that goes by we don’t even question it.

mike: so yes?

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ben: why is eddie and richie sitting on the floor when there’s an empty couch behind them?

mike: ben, don’t question the ways of the gays

ben: fair point.

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bill in complete panic: what do you want me to say?!

stan: anything!

bill: fine, anything!

stan: what-

bill: sorry i panicked

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eddie: i’m not gay i’m not gay i’m not gay

richie: hi i’m richie trashmouth tozier at your service

eddie: holy fuck i’m gay

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richie holding eddie in his arms: this is my baby and ain’t nobody fixin’ touch him!

eddie: >:}

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eddie eating spaghetti:

richie: i’m calling the cops

eddie: what, why?

richie: because you’re committing cannibalism

eddie: you’ve got to the count of three to get out

richie:...

eddie: one...

eddie: two...

richie: yep i’m out, sorry spaghet!

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(at the dinner table)

richie: hey ed’s how’s your m-

eddie: don’t even think about finishing that sentence

richie: chill spaghetti, i was asking about how your mouth felt from last night

eddie: ...

maggie: ...

eddie: richard what the fuck