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"Move, I'm gay."
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“Notoriety wasn't as good as fame, but it was heaps better than obscurity"
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Bosie: Can I sit on the bed?
Oscar: Sure, but these are
expensive Japanese linen.
Bosie: But they’re not even soft.
Oscar: Sometimes, things that are expensive … are worse.
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Bosie: Ugh, you’re such a fucking idiot.
Oscar: Must you always attack me with words?
Bosie: What, you want me to use rocks?
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@francisdolarwhat
“I’m blonde… I’m skinny… I’m rich… And I’m a little bit of a bitch…”
– Lord Alfred Douglas
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"I'm blonde... I'm skinny... I'm rich... And I'm a little bit of a bitch..."
– Lord Alfred Douglas
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Death ends a life, not a relationship.
Arthur Savile to his fiancée when she asked where Mr. Podgers went ( Lord Arthur Savile’s Crime)
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Henry: You have to kiss the cutest person in the room.
Dorian: Basil?
Basil: *blushing* Yes?
Dorian: Move aside, I need to get to the mirror.
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Dealing with you is like herding cats.
Oscar Wilde
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Robbie: So what’s it like dating Bosie?
Oscar: Once, I asked him for a water while he was pissed at me, and he brought me a glass full of ice and said “wait.”
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Oscar: How’s the most handsome man in the world doing?
Bosie: *without looking up from the table* I don’t know, how are you
Oscar: *voice cracking* I’m fine.
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Bosie: If I run and jump at Oscar, he will almost definitely catch me.
Bosie: *runs at Oscar*
Oscar: BOSIE NO, I’M HOLDING COFFEE—
Oscar: *drops coffee to catch Bosie*
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Btw Sorry to blow up your submissions I have a lot of feelings
It’s fine, I just didn’t notice until now.
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So, I love this blog so much? I usually love incorrect quotes and Oscar. And here we are. Thank you. Bless your little soul.
Thank you so much! I’m glad that you enjoy my blog!
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For a second I thought you were becoming a decent person. I’m glad I was wrong.
Lord Henry to Dorian in Chapter Nineteen
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More submissions please!
I need more posts on this blog.
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I am not interested in being polite, or heterosexual.
Oscar Wilde
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Oscar: No one calls Oscar Fingal O'Flahertie Wills Wilde a thief!
Bosie: No one’s got the time.
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