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incorrect-monstercat · 4 years ago
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((If I see Aero Chord, I will stomp on his pedo ass))
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incorrect-monstercat · 5 years ago
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Braken: Lets make out and blame our star signs
Tristam:
Braken:
Tristam:
Braken: stop acting like a gemini
Tristam:
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incorrect-monstercat · 5 years ago
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Karma Fields: Is...Is this real life?!
Karma Fields: I HEARD "CREEPER, AW MAN" ON THE RADIO! WHERE AM I?!
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incorrect-monstercat · 5 years ago
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Terry Zhong: Home Alright?
Essenger: Feet pics?
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incorrect-monstercat · 5 years ago
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Tokyo Machine: I can’t take this. I’m seriously at my limit.
Going Quantum: Tokyo, it’s literally just broccoli
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incorrect-monstercat · 5 years ago
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KUURO: I WANNA BELIEVE YOU’RE A LIBRA BUT YOU’RE ACTING LIKE A FUCKING GEMINI
Clockvice: DON’T YOU SIGN SHAME MEEEE
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incorrect-monstercat · 5 years ago
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Protostar: Muzz, how old are you?
Muzz: I’m 25, Star.
Protostar: When I was your age, I was 26 :)
Muzz: ????
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incorrect-monstercat · 5 years ago
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Braken: And once again, Tristam and Braken save the day!
Didrick: You didn’t do anything. It was all Tristam.
Braken: We’re a package deal, everyone knows that.
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incorrect-monstercat · 5 years ago
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Terry Zhong: Stop saying I look like Conro!
Terry Zhong: He’s dumb and a coward, and I am not a coward!
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incorrect-monstercat · 5 years ago
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incorrect-monstercat · 5 years ago
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Protostar: So, it’s raining right? And you pass the bus stop.
Protostar: There are three people there: your most trust worthy friend, a pregnant woman who has to go to the hospital, and the girl of your dreams.
Protostar: Your smart car only has 2 Cs. What do you do?
Bossfight: Oh! I-I heard this one! You give the car, to your most trust worthy friend, he takes the pregnant lady to the hospital, and then, you stay at the bus stop with the girl of your dreams.
Protostar: No. You go home and-
Protostar: RE-EVALUATE YOUR FUCKING LIFE! YOU BOUGHT A SMART CAR!!!
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incorrect-monstercat · 5 years ago
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Muzz: From now on you all shall call me... Muzz
Feint:
KOVEN:
Day One:
Protostar:
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incorrect-monstercat · 5 years ago
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i drew an ugly meme again
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incorrect-monstercat · 5 years ago
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RAIHAN POKEMON LOOKS LIKE ROGUE I HAD TO GET THIS OUT
((SIS WHERE???))
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incorrect-monstercat · 5 years ago
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Rogue: On a scale of "damn Daniel" to "fre sha vaca do" how are you feeling?
Braken: Maybe "Hi! Welcome to Chili's!" but I think "I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger."
Karma Fields: I speak many languages...this is not one of them.
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incorrect-monstercat · 5 years ago
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MYRNE: i prevented a murder today
Grant: woah, really ?? that's so cool !! how'd you do it ??
MYRNE: self control.
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incorrect-monstercat · 5 years ago
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Rogue: I have decided to stop fighting it and lean into the fact that I'm an idiot.
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