incorrect-mgpi-quotes
for a dnd thing
seriously if ur not part of the dnd thing this will make no sense to u
32 posts
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Last Seen Blogs
stockring-eric-katsov-blog
Untitled
jgalt
Work In Progress
classytuxedos-blog
Classy Tuxedos
nagisaappreciation
I LOVE YOU NAGISA SHINGETSU!!!!!!!
prxship
₍₍ tallulah-pilled ｡
Text
Gavek, reading from a sign: It says here, “Dogs Without Leashes Will Be Fined $100”.
Lia, tears in their eyes: THEY DONT HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY!
0 notes
Text
Lia: I’d do anything for you!
Gayle: Aw, thanks babe-
Lia: I’d eat trash.
Gayle: well don’t do tha-
Lia: I ate trash.
Gayle: …see, that doesn’t really help me-
0 notes
Text
Gavek: Alright, I got a box, we’re gonna put everything we hate in the box.
Gayle: Can I put Brad in the box?
Gavek: No.
Keni: Can I put Brad in the box?
Gavek: No.
Lia: Can I-
Gavek: No one’s putting Brad in the box!
0 notes
Text
Barkh: Wait, silverfish are real? They’re not just a Minecraft thing???
Barkh: Thank god that skeletons don’t exist IRL. That’d be fucked up if true.
Aine: Hey, Person A?
Barkh: Hey! What’s up?
0 notes
Quote
Sure you may be verified on Twitter, but are you verified in the eyes of god?
Gavek, probably
0 notes
Text
Keni: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Lia: Okay, but in my defense, someone bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.
Keni: That’s not what I wanted to-
Keni: You drank SHAMPOO?!
- source: brooklyn 99
0 notes
Text
Lia: Hey you think I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Gavek: What is the matter with you? You are a hazard to yourself.
Gayle: And a coward. Do 20.
0 notes
Text
Theophania: Stop fireballing things because you’re curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire.
Keni: But what if, something else happens. Just this 1 time.
0 notes
Text
Gayle: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you’re single?
Keni: Do not do that.
Gayle: You won’t even notice!
Jonathor, entering: Gayle, you wanted to see me again?
Gayle: Keni’s single
Keni:
- source: brooklyn 99
0 notes
Text
Gayle: Look. I know that, from the outside, it seems like I have everything together.
Aine: No, not really.
Gayle:
0 notes
Text
Shrimps: I’ve connected the two dots
Gayle: You didn’t connect shit
Shrimps: I’ve connected them
0 notes
Text
Gayle: You go big or you go home. And you don’t seem like the kind of person that goes home.
Lia: I’m not. I don’t even really have a home.
- source: parks n rec
0 notes
Text
[while texting]
Lia: A theif.
Gayle: Thief?
Lia: Theif.
Gayle: I before E except after C.
Lia: Thceif.
Gayle: No. ��
0 notes
Text
Crazy 8′s: What's wrong with you?
Aine: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.
- source: crazy ex-girlfriend
0 notes
Text
Keni: How much did you spend on this date?
Gayle: $1400. But all of it's on credit cards, so it's like $5 a month for the next 2,000 years.
0 notes
Text
Brad: It'll be fun.
Brad: We'll make it a boys day.
Brad: Come on you punk bitch.
Jonathor: I can't believe I have to say this.
Jonathor: I don't have time to get tested for STI's with you tomorrow.
0 notes
Text
Keni, showing off a new dress: What do you think?
Gayle: Damn that dress looks dope
Gayle: And I bet it’d look even better on Lionel’s floor
Keni: Are you hitting on Lionel… for me?
0 notes