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Incorrect quotes of the Koopalings (and Junior!)
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incorrect-koopalings · 8 hours ago
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Ludwig: What's this?
Iggy, hugging Ludwig: Affection!
Ludwig: Disgusting.
Ludwig: ...Do it again.
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incorrect-koopalings · 14 hours ago
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Roy: If Wendy and I were drowning, who would you save?
Ludwig: You two can’t swim?
Roy: It’s a hypothetical question, Ludwig! Who would you save?
Ludwig: My time and effort.
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incorrect-koopalings · 20 hours ago
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Roy: FIGHT ME, YOU NERD ASS SLUT!
Ludwig: At least try to sound slightly more sophisticated when you threaten someone.
Roy: Oh, I'm sorry. I should ask; dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good bitch?
Ludwig: Somehow that's worse.
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incorrect-koopalings · 23 hours ago
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Morton: Respect my trans homies or I’m gonna identify as a fucking problem.
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incorrect-koopalings · 1 day ago
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Morton: Respect my trans homies or I’m gonna identify as a fucking problem.
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incorrect-koopalings · 1 day ago
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incorrect-koopalings · 1 day ago
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Why is this a shipping quote?
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incorrect-koopalings · 2 days ago
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Roy: How would you like your coffee?
Junior, going through a goth phase: As dark and as bitter as my soul.
Roy, shouting to someone behind the counter: I need one vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar!
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incorrect-koopalings · 2 days ago
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(Takes place 2 years ago (Junior's 3))
Ludwig: Go and tell Dad why you insisted on putting a normal-sized carrot in a bag of baby carrots.
Junior:
Ludwig: Do it, tell him what you told me earlier.
Junior, stuttering: I-it's because... th-they need adult supervision...
Bowser:
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incorrect-koopalings · 2 days ago
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Iggy: Sweet dog you got there.
Police: Yes, this is our new drug sniffing dog.
Iggy: Still training huh?
Police: What do you mean?
Iggy:
Iggy: Never mind.
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incorrect-koopalings · 3 days ago
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incorrect-koopalings · 3 days ago
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Bowser Jr looking at the results so far
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incorrect-koopalings · 3 days ago
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incorrect-koopalings · 3 days ago
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Iggy: *seductively takes off glasses* Wow, you're... blurry.
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incorrect-koopalings · 3 days ago
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Iggy: Going on r/science and commenting "I knew that already" under every post.
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incorrect-koopalings · 3 days ago
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Morton: Larry, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason.
Larry, wearing a hoodie that's 5 times bigger than his size: Spooky.
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incorrect-koopalings · 4 days ago
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Lemmy: *sees someone doing something stupid*
Lemmy: What an idiot.
Lemmy: *realizes it's Iggy*
Lemmy: Wait, that's MY idiot!
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