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Reggie: Is anybody checking out my ass?

Luke: No?

Reggie: Well somebody should be.

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Alex, sharing a bed with Willie: what if our feet touch?

Willie: If our feet touch we fuck, obviously.

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Alex, sitting at his drum: I get asked a lot why i don't have a girlfriend and i thought i would answer that through song, so here it goes.

Alex: *crashes symbol*

Alex: I’m gay.

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Julie:

Nick: Hey :)

Luke: stay back slut (ง'̀-'́)ง

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Julie: Hey. If I ask you a dating question do you promise not to be weird?

Flynn: Yeah of course.

Julie: So there’s this guy-

Flynn: You can do better.

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Alex: Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?

Willie: Yeah. February 14th right?

Alex: Why are you like this.

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Nick: If a demon possessed me I’d just be like “aight, take it from here man.”

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Julie: *talks to someone*

Luke: I’ve lost her. Look, she’s practically in love with someone else.

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Reggie: You hate me? Wow. I bet you think you’re hot shit. Well guess what, I hated me first so you aren’t even original.

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Julie: No more stress thanks, I’m full.

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Luke: I didn't know what kind of chocolate you like, so I got you all of them.

Julie: Babe, there's like 300 boxes here.

Luke: I panicked, okay?

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Willie to Alex: Your smile? It makes my day.

Luke to Julie: You happiness? Keeps me going.

Reggie: Hotel? Trivago.

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Luke, to Trevor: Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? No, a summer’s day is not a bitch.

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Julie, to Caleb: Ah, my old arch enemy.

Carrie: ... I thought I was your arch enemy?

Julie: I have a life outside of you, Carrie.

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Hey guys! Congrats to the whole cast and crew on Julie and The Phantoms three Emmys!!!!! So proud of this show.

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Reggie: You consider me a sexy man right?

Luke: I have no clue how to respond to you.

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Alex: You should put some sunscreen on.

Willie: I’m a grown man, I don’t need that.

Alex: You think you’re stronger than the sun?

Willie: …

Alex: THE SUN?