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Guess I've Fallen For Your Spell
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Graves: I thought I told you no. Finley: But your eyes said yes.
source: Carleton Lassiter and Shawn Spencer from Psych
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Asmodeus: “Hey, Hey Graves”
Graves: “Shut up, Asmodeus…”
Asmodeus: “OKAY! I WILL SHUT MY MOUTH, BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT WE NEED RIGHT NOW IS COMPLETE AND UTTER SILENCE - AND SO I WILL PROVIDE SUCH THINGS! BY MAKING NO NOISE - WHATSOEVER!”
Graves: “I will turn you into a cat”
Asmodeus: “SAY NOT ANOTHER THING, MY COMPANION! FOR I KNOW, THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY DESTINY! I WAS BORN TO BE THE QUIETEST INDIVIDUAL WHO HAS EVER LIVED! AND THUS, I WILL SILENCE MYSELF! I WILL QUELL MY WORDS, AND YOU WILL HEAR NOT A THING FRO-meow”
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Finley: Hey, I like your pants.
Avery: Thanks, they were 50% off.
Finley: I’d like them 100% off.
Avery:The store can’t just sell free stuff.
Finley: No, that’s not what I-
Avery: That’s a terrible way to run a business.
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OK did Graves pick that name for himself or did his parents just decide they wanted a goth kid and gave him that name in the hope it would determine his destiny
I have no clue, but I think it is much funnier to imagine his parents being like, “Okay we need to pick a goth name so our kid grows up to be as edgy as possible.”
“Graves?”
“Hella. Let’s do it.”
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Your content is amazing I love hustle cat
Daw, thanks!
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hang on... are you telling me that graves isn't his last name what
Nah! It’s Graves Serling.
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Does the hustle cat discord still exist?
Yes indeed! https://discord.gg/rtGJT7R
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i saw in the tags of one of the posts that there is a discord server for hustle cat. is that still the case?
Yep! https://discord.gg/rtGJT7R
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Hi! How can you get on the discord? Sorry I'm kind of late, and I just can't find! Thank you for your time!
https://discord.gg/rtGJT7R 
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I never thought I'd say this, but thank GOD for Avery!
Reese (source: The Adventure Zone: The Suffering Game Arc)
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Landry: Graves, what are you doing back there?
Graves: I'm studying my spells.
Finley: You can just say "masturbating," Graves.
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Graves: It's Turkey Boy, ok? Nacht saw me eating a turkey sandwich the day we met and he wouldn’t shut up about it. It doesn’t even make any sense, it’s not even a good slam!
Avery: God I hate Nacht.
Finley: *cry-laughing* Turkey Boy! Oh man, Nacht is a total dick, but that’s good stuff right there.
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Hayes: I find that not killing people is very easy.
Nacht: Well we all have dry spells, kid.
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Finley: I have a science headcanon
Hayes: Can’t you just say hypothesis like a regular person?
Finley: ...So my science headcanon is-
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Avery: Can you believe there are plants that are illegal? Plants!
Reese: Can you believe there’s love that’s illegal? Love!
Finley: Can you believe it’s not butter? Butter!
Graves: The fact that you’ve managed to fit weed, beastiality, and dairy products into the same conversation doesn’t even surprise me anymore.
Hayes: ...I don’t think he meant beastiality.
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Finley: Mason, what will you give me if I throw this jelly bean in your cleavage?
Mason: A concussion.
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Avery: So, how'd you convince the whole squad to betray me? What'd you offer them?
Reese: I asked them if they wanted to embarrass you, and they instantly said yes.
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