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Jun: *kisses Hiyori's neck*

Hiyori: what is this?

Jun: ...affection?

Hiyori: disgusting

Hiyori:

Hiyori: do it again.

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Hiyori: You’re like… really short.

Ibara: Thanks I had no idea.

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Hiyori: Date someone who will wake you up at 3 A.M. to look at the stars.

Jun: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3 A.M. to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

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Ibara: *About Yuzuru* Can I shoot him?

Nagisa: Not in public.

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Hiyori: Jun-kun, I screwed up big time.

Jun: Ohii-san, given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific.

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Jun: *snarls*

Eichi: GET YO FUCKIN DOG BITCH

Hiyori: He don’t bite.

Eichi: YES IT DO

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Nagisa: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Ibara?

Ibara: no.

Hiyori: I do!

Nagisa: I know, Hiyori.

Hiyori: I'm sad.

Nagisa: I know, Hiyori.

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Nagisa: So, Hiyori, on a scale of 1-10 how would you rate your pain?

Hiyori: Pi.

Nagisa: I'm sorry, wh- fucking pi?

Hiyori: Yep, low but never ending.

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"Maybe the true treasure was friendship all along. But I hope not, because I can’t spend friendship on new clothes" Hiyori, probably

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Nagisa: why would anyone want to harm Hiyori?

Jun: maybe because they met him?

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Ibara: *to Eden* alright, listen up you little shits.

Ibara: not you, your excellency. you’re an angel and we’re all glad you’re here.

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*Jun sneezes*

Jun: ..you're not even gonna say "bless you" ?

Hiyori: I'm sitting here with you. You clearly have already BEEN blessed.

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Eichi, smiling: I cant stand you.

Hiyori, also smiling: Then kneel.

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Hiyori: The rest of Eden and I are no longer friends

Jun: OHII-SAN THAT'S THE WORST FUCKING WAY TO TELL PEOPLE WE'RE DATING.

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Hiyori: *sneaks into the house late*

Ibara: *turns in swivel chair* care to tell me where you were?

Hiyori: I was at a…foreign film festival with…uh…Nagisa!

Nagisa: *also turns in swivel chair* Want to try again?

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Hiyori: I’ve been forcing myself to not be petty all day and it has given me quite the headache.

Nagisa: I suppose i should send Ibara out then.

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Hiyori: Before I do anything, I ask myself, 'Would Eichi do that?' And, if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing.