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I’m taking a break for a while.

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I also don’t know why this is still going on a blog I already said is ooc because it’s INCORRECT quotes. If you don’t like how I portray the characters then you don’t have to read. Better yet, block me so you don’t see it. But I don’t think it’s fair to be dragged because I don’t portray the characters in the way you want me to nor adhere strictly to cannon in a blog that is just supposed to be funny. I’m 26 and do this just for fun outside of my stressful life, I don’t want to be harassed by kids on the internet because I’m not doing what they want with MY blog that I do because I want to make funny quotes using the characters I like. I run another incorrect quotes blog and don’t get ANY harassment on that.

I’m your friend. And as your friend, I’m going to be honest with you. I don’t care about you or your problems. - Hiyori, Probably

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Hiyori, about to do something stupid: I’m glad we’re on the same page.

Jun: Same page? We're not even reading the same book! We're not even in the same library!

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Ibara: So you guys are just platonic?

Jun: Y—yep!

Hiyori: (through a mouthful of food) Sometimes we platonically make out—

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Nagisa: Ibara won’t trace it back to us.

Hiyori: Are you being serious right now? Viper traces everything back to us. He traces things we haven’t even done back to us.

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Hiyori, to Ibara: Let’s tell each other a secret about ourselves. I’m gonna go first: I hate you.

Ibara: I thought we were telling each other secrets.

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Hiyori: I never have second thoughts. That’s the luxury of having great first thoughts.

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Nagisa: I don’t want pity. It’s like, I’m more than this one terrible thing that happened to me.

Hiyori: Exactly! I’m all the terrible things that happened to me.

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Jun: What did you do?

Hiyori: Okay, I will tell you but you can't be mad at me.

Jun: What. Did. You. Do?

Hiyori: Well, I was minding my own business-

Jun: Bullshit.

Hiyori: I was!

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Eichi: For Halloween, I'm going as a disappointment to my family.

Hiyori: At least you don't need to buy a costume.

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Hiyori: You make me so angry so quickly. It's remarkable.

Ibara: I literally only said 6 words.

Hiyori: Yet here I am, boiling with hate.

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Hiyori: What should I be for Halloween?

Jun: A decent person if you ask me.

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Jun: Hey Nagi-senpai, did you know that “thot” means “thoughtful person”?

Nagisa: Really? I didn’t know this slang.

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Nagisa: Thank you for assisting me with this, Hiyori. You’re such a thot.

Hiyori, wheezing: I'M A WHAT?!

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Jun: Would it kill you to be sensitive?

Hiyori: I don’t know. Never tried it.

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Eichi: You know what strength is? Forgiving a person who wasn’t even sorry. Hiyori: Not to be dramatic but I would literally rather die.

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Eichi: Where are you going?

Hiyori, getting up and leaving: Life’s too short to waste it on you.

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Kidnapper: we have your boyfriend.

Jun: you have Ohii-san?

Kidnapper: yeah.

Jun: good luck with that.