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Bree: You read my diary?
Adrien: At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.
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Dem: *is lifting weights*
Bree: Wow, he's so intense!
Axe: I wonder what drives him.
Dem, internally: I am going to be SO good at giving hugs.
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Adrien: I just need beauty and wealth.
Bree: What about friends?
Adrien: They can be beautiful and wealthy too, yes.
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Kaya: You can have your blackmail files back. I don't want them anymore.
Adrien: These are just photos of me in my everyday clothes??
Kaya: [chuckles] I know. It's painful, right?
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Axe: The first rule of hiking is to stay on the trail unless you spot a smaller cooler trail
Adrien: I'm lost
Kaya: This is exactly how I ended up inside the panther enclosure
Dem: This is how I got shot with an arrow
Axe: Where the fuck are you people hiking
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Bree: We need to distract the others.
Adrien: Leave it to me.
Adrien: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Kaya, Axe, and Dem: *immediately start arguing*
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Bree: I did something bad. I need help. But I don’t want criticism or judgment.
Adrien: And you came… to me?
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Dem: Axe is missing, can you find him?
Kaya: Do you think I have him microchipped or something?
Dem: Well, do you?
Kaya, sighing: Yeah, hang on.
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Bree: Guys, we need to think. How do we usually get out of these messes?
Kaya: We don’t. We just make a bigger one that cancels the first one out.
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Axe: I brought reinforcements.
Kaya: You brought Bree?
Axe: Um... no, but I brought the next best thing.
Adrien: Hey.
Kaya: Adrien? You brought Adrien?! The next best thing would have been Dem!
Adrien: Normally I’d be offended, but he is freakishly strong.
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