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Hedwig: *kisses Yitzhak's neck*

Yitzhak: What was that?

Hedwig: It's called affection.

Yitzhak: Disgusting.

Yitzhak:

Yitzhak: Do it again.

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someone: are you a boy or a girl?

hedwig: buddy, I'm a mess.

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Hedwig: You're pretty dumb.

Yitzhak: Thank you.

Hedwig: Why are you thanking me? I just insulted you.

Yitzhak: All I heard was "you're pretty". I'm focusing on the positives of life.

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Yitzhak: So, uh I heard you like bad boys.

Hedwig: Not really.

Yitzhak: Oh, thank god.

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Why are gay people told to tone down their gayness, but no one tells straight people not to wear shorts in the fucking snow?

hedwig

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Hedwig: I could get you deported right now

Yitzhak: So could Skszp

Hedwig:

Yitzhak: So could anyone else in this room

Hedwig:

Yitzhak: So could a cat

Hedwig:

Yitzhak: So could a very determined duck

Hedwig:

Yitzhak: You're not special, Hedwig

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hedwig: sugar daddy

have any of you realized that almost every musical has a sex anthem?

heathers: dead girl walking

book of mormon: baptise me (this one is arguable but you get it)

rocky horror: toucha toucha touch me (and basically the whole musical tbh:

spring awakening: word of your body (and, again, basically the whole musical)

hamilton: say no to this

the last five years: shiksa goddess

please add on… this is very shocking to me

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oh, look, it's I-hate-myself o'clock

yitzhak, at some point

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Jacek: I am dad inside.

Jacek: I meant dead.

Jacek:

Jacek: No, I didn't.

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Phyllis: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.

Hedwig: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.

Yitzhak: My will to live! I haven’t seen this in 15 years!

Skszp: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Jacek: Mental stability, my old friend!

Phyllis: Guys, could you lighten up a little?

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Yitzhak: I hate you.

Hedwig: Wow, you too?

Hedwig: We have so much in common already

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i'm sorry, y'all, but I'm probably taking a break for the next two weeks or so. my work is really piling up and my queue is empty, but I don't have time to refill it. I'll be back!

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Tommy: I can’t believe we’re locked together in this room

Hedwig, throwing a key out the window: Truly unfortunate

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Luther: can we talk? One ten to another.

Hedwig: I'm an eleven but continue.

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Just once, I'd like a childhood memory I don't have to repress.

Hedwig

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Hedwig: Aren’t you sugar and spice and everything nice.

Tommy: Aren’t you rudeness and sarcasm and everything... uh...

Hedwig: No, go on. You find something that rhymes with sarcasm and makes sense, I’ll let you out of this conversation right now.

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Hedwig: there are dozens of straight people in the world...maybe even hundreds.

Yitzhak: source?