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Carl: that hurt my Carl's apple

Debbie: for the last time, it is not named after the individual man!

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Mickey: Do I look nice?

Ian: You look like you're about to kill someone

Mickey: Perfect

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Frank: Kids, have I ever put you in a bad situation?

Fiona: Almost constantly.

Frank: Then you should be used to it.

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Ian: You look so unapproachable.

Mickey: And yet here you are.

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Fiona: just talk to Ian, that's what brothers do.

Lip: Nope. I'm going to wait til I'm on my deathbed, get in the last word and then die immediately.

Fiona: That's your plan for dealing with this?

Lip: That's my plan for dealing with everything. I have 77 arguments I'm going to win that way.

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Frank: Is there a hall of fame for this sort of stuff?

Fiona: Yes. it's called prison.

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Lip: Nope. Bad idea.

Frank: There are no bad ideas, Lip. Only good ideas that go horribly wrong.

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Teacher: you failed the test

Lip: And you failed to educate me

Teacher: are you talking back to me?

Lip: that's how a conversation works

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Fiona: we were all counting on you!

Frank: Well, that’s your fault. I have carefully cultivated a persona that screams “you’re on your own”

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Frank: I'm a very bad person. A seriously horrible man

Fiona:

Lip:

Ian:

Debbie:

Carl:

Liam:

Frank: “no you aren't dad!” “We still love you dad!”

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Kev: What are you doing?

Frank: Offering moral support!

Kev: You have morals?

Frank: No, but I support those who do!

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Ian: You know, you can solve your problems without violence, right?

Mickey: Okay, but consider: I'm

really, really good at violence.

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Debbie: Look, I know that from the outside, it seems like I have everything together.

Carl: No, not really.

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Frank: I will not let a technicality stop me!

Fiona: A techni- you mean the law?

Frank: Yes! I hate that word!

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Frank: I swear I don't know what this is about.

Ian: Oh, come on! You know what you did!

Frank: I've done a lot of things! I need to know which one you found out about!